How come wimmens are so damned confusing?

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LookieNoNookie -> How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:21:46 PM)
Someone please splain this to moi? Ya'll don't make any sense! How come? All us guys...we make sense....do the same thing evary day....come in....come out....comb our hair the same way....wear the same pants...all we want is some kind of beef and potatoes..... And by the way....what is all this fucking pasta bullshit? And chicken? And some kind of fried vegetable shit? And then there's all that "tenderness" stuff....and "paying attention"..... We just want some good home town fucking. (Said, of course, in the most submissive of ways). We're actually good with all that Harlequin stuff....but we want some nasty shit. High heels. Leather. Visqueen on occasion. Crisco. (Police). Broken windows. Nasty fucking. Stuff your Dad would slap me for. Stuff he'd be sure his baby would never do. Stuff he'd pay for your attorney for. I'm okay with that. (I'd even front him the money). I could stand a decent fight with your Dad.... Okay...fine....I'm done ranting (hell...I'm not even married....I'd *still* like all this). Right then....enough of that.....

kittinSol -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:23:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Someone please splain this to moi? Tellement mignon... j'ai envie de te faire un gros bisou :-) .

sunshinemiss -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:24:34 PM)
Lookie Nookie, Baby you know we are all crazy in crush with you.... what is up with that?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:25:33 PM)
Dude. Did I TELL you to go get laid? Honestly, people's lives go MUCH better when they just DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO!

beargonewild -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:25:46 PM)
I am soooooo confused.....gah!

Master101Vegas -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:28:04 PM)
true, but isn't it great sport trying to figure them out?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:30:07 PM)
Oh, and gnocchi is pasta made FROM potatoes, therefore totally safe to eat. We would not try to poison you, we only want you broaden your vitamin horizons so you can have your energy for the visqueen wrestling.

beargonewild -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:34:39 PM)
Erm....I will take you're word on that!

thornhappy -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:38:05 PM)
Wouldn't chocolate do just as well?

beargonewild -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:39:45 PM)
Yes chocolate would be better! I know what to do with chocolate, just have no idea what to do with a wimmen!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:40:18 PM)
Silly Bearalicious! You do so! [;)]

kazzaslave -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:41:11 PM)
whispers It's all part of our plot to take over the world by confuzzling all the men. Ssssh keep it between us 'k?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:42:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Dude. Did I TELL you to go get laid? Honestly, people's lives go MUCH better when they just DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO! (It's been mentioned on occasion).

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:43:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Dude. Did I TELL you to go get laid? Honestly, people's lives go MUCH better when they just DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO! (It's been mentioned on occasion). I wouldn't steer you wrong!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:43:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Yes chocolate would be better! I know what to do with chocolate, just have no idea what to do with a wimmen! Per(fucking)ZAKLY!!!!!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:46:32 PM)
Okay, you just said your dick was big enough in that other thread, let us take care of the details, mmmkay?

kazzaslave -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:47:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Yes chocolate would be better! I know what to do with chocolate, just have no idea what to do with a wimmen! sighs patiently bear you're gay, you're not supppposed to know what to do with a wimmens.....or at least not want to

beargonewild -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:49:00 PM)
scampers off to check profile and returns Yep, you're right. Even says so in my profile! hahahahahaha

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:50:03 PM)
Do not let the Bear fool you! I am positive that he has Hidden Talents that he just doesn't have any particular use for! [:)]

kazzaslave -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 6:53:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild scampers off to check profile and returns Yep, you're right. Even says so in my profile! hahahahahaha SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! kazza proofed her point looks smug You still give the best squishy hugs though oh bearlicious one [sm=hearts.gif]

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