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untamedshysub -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:01:05 PM)
because men only need the three S's and are microwaves , women on the other hand require a little more than the three S's and are crockpots.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:02:35 PM)
I am not a crockpot! I am absolutely sure that I am a barbecue, or at the very least a hibachi! [:D] Something with hot coals, anyway!

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:04:29 PM)
I think she meant crackpot.

beargonewild -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:04:57 PM)
I always figured I was a fire pit. The more you stir my coals around, the hotter I get [:D]

thornhappy -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:05:38 PM)
Bill Engvall says men only need 3 things: food, sex and sleep. And he can do all 3 by himself. In the truck. In traffic!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:05:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadySweetOrSour I think she meant crackpot. OMG!!!!! MISS M!!! {swoons with swoonyness} And hey! I resemble that remark!!

beargonewild -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:07:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Bill Engvall says men only need 3 things: food, sex and sleep. And he can do all 3 by himself. In the truck. In traffic! snort I prefer a cheap motel room!

DesFIP -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:28:14 PM)
Sorry Lookie. We could tell you but then we'd have to kill you.

DesFIP -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:29:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Sorry Lookie. We could tell you but then we'd have to kill you. Edited to add: What the hell is Visqueen? Google turns up either a punk rock band of polyethylene sheeting. Talk about confusing.

thornhappy -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:30:35 PM)
It's the polyethylene stuff.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:31:13 PM)
Visqueen is that stuff you put under your mulch to keep the weeds from popping through. Thin polyethelyne sheeting, black, with a faint texture. [:)]

DesFIP -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:32:45 PM)
Thanks. Do guys really spend that much time worrying about weeds in the garden? Or does Lookie have other uses for the stuff?

WyldHrt -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:32:45 PM)
OOOHHHH!!!! Howdy there, Miss M!!!! We missed you! [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 7:35:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Thanks. Do guys really spend that much time worrying about weeds in the garden? Or does Lookie have other uses for the stuff? Well, I can think of other uses for it... imagine what a horny guy can think up! [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 8:05:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Bill Engvall says men only need 3 things: food, sex and sleep. And he can do all 3 by himself. In the truck. In traffic! Sleeping.

CalifChick -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 8:22:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I am not a crockpot! I am absolutely sure that I am a barbecue, or at the very least a *hibachi!* I thought she said hitachi. Then I was thinking, well, I handed her one in Florida, all plugged in and everything, and she looked it over... and... handed it back. Sigh. Maybe if Lookie was holding it... Cali

DemonKia -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 8:33:47 PM)
Hmmmmm, it could be I'm a sexist pig, it's true, but I find most women pretty sensible, but you men . . . . . You say that's all you want, but . . . .. . Anyways . . .. I'm mostly gonna stay outta this one (aren't I doing such a good job, hehehe), but this conversation made me think of this vid that was making the rounds of our local BDSM discussion group last year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMZ73mT5zM Boxes & wires, discrete & continuous, made some sense to me . . . . . . lol

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 10:51:15 PM)
Gday Wyld one, you sexy thang. I missed ya all too!!>:D<

GreedyTop -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/20/2009 10:55:01 PM)
quote: Visqueen on occasion. I love you for knowing of this substance....... (and I HATE how slick it gets when it's wet and I'm trying to walk on it.. worse than black ice)

Vendaval -> RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? (4/21/2009 12:11:03 AM)
Hormones

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