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Can't Find A Husband? - 2/4/2006 6:20:37 AM   
MadameDahlia


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http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

Available gents from all over the place... looking for love... Looking for you!



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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/4/2006 10:10:20 AM   
Termyn8or


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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/4/2006 3:41:26 PM   
LadyNeets


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Status: offline 		Just took a peek and some of them look like there from Austraila's Most wanted and America's Most wanted...


LOL

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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/4/2006 4:09:30 PM   
Termyn8or


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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/4/2006 4:45:17 PM   
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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/4/2006 4:56:05 PM   
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Dibs on Fuad


You are so cheap.



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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/4/2006 5:22:22 PM   
Aileen68


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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/4/2006 6:10:31 PM   
Quivver


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Wanna Mudd Wrestle for Earl???

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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/4/2006 6:30:32 PM   
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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/4/2006 7:16:57 PM   
candystripper


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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/5/2006 1:41:27 AM   
Aileen68


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quote:

Wanna Mudd Wrestle for Earl???


Q you can have Earl. My second choice is Marcus.
Think I have a thing for hats.
And the thought of all of those little magic tricks he could do...well now we're talking some serious sexy shiat!

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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/5/2006 3:42:39 AM   
Quivver


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ORIGINAL: Aileen68
My second choice is Marcus.
Think I have a thing for hats.
And the thought of all of those little magic tricks he could do...well now we're talking some serious sexy shiat!


Oooops, too late! I got him for a grown unmentionable........ hee heee



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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/5/2006 5:49:03 AM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Damn! Always my luck!
The good ones always go so fast.
His goatee was really fueling some fantasies too.
Maybe I will wrestle you for Earl.
After all...he does shower.

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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/5/2006 7:21:45 AM   
Quivver


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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Damn! Always my luck!
The good ones always go so fast.
His goatee was really fueling some fantasies too.
Maybe I will wrestle you for Earl.
After all...he does shower.



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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/5/2006 10:36:42 AM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Yeah...forgot about the teeth factor.
Well maybe I'll go for the nude Elvis.
He does look awful cuddly.

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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/5/2006 3:08:11 PM   
IrishMist


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Status: offline 		soooooooooo many to choose from...and all such good catches too

I start the bidding at

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next

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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/5/2006 5:12:39 PM   
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Oh my god, I would rather have to go to therapy to convert to Bi or Lesbian, so I can learn to luv women damn it! M

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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/5/2006 6:49:54 PM   
Misstoyou


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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/5/2006 7:44:57 PM   
IceyOne


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Status: offline 		Personally, I found Mike to be a prime catch. I mean, who would not wait for someone like him?

Or maybe Jeb. I am a sucker for the ones that got tossed over



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Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.

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RE: Can't Find A Husband? - 2/8/2006 7:00:42 AM   
collieloveruk


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