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MY LIVING WILL - 5/13/2009 12:39:38 AM

manxcat

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Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.She's such a bitch....

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The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a
billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly,
that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little.
Ray Bradbury

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RE: MY LIVING WILL - 5/13/2009 12:47:01 AM

darklight17

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Very important with wills:

Line 1:

Upon thy death, thou first instruction is to check thy pulse again.

This is integral.

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Philosopher's favorite t-shirt.. Front- Nietzsche: God is dead. Back- God: Nietzsche is dead.

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RE: MY LIVING WILL - 5/13/2009 7:01:22 AM

YoursMistress

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That's why online friends are better.

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May your service of love a beautiful thing; want nothing else, fear nothing else and let love be free to become what love truly is. -- Hadewijch of Antwerp

As a rule, I don't like to make general statements.

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RE: MY LIVING WILL - 5/13/2009 9:25:33 AM

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FR

Caller : I think my friend is dead
911 : Well the first thing to do is to make sure he is dead
A couple of gunshots
Caller : OK, he's dead, now what ?

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RE: MY LIVING WILL - 5/18/2009 11:12:40 PM

NightTigress

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I can see my father doing that to me

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