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truesub4u -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:47:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

Ohhhhhhhhhhh dincubus.....

how about


that you have always wanted to try bi?


Irish... there's a evil side of you I'm really growing fond of... lmao




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:47:40 PM)

you people are hillarious! MisstressTess, you are my other hero! lol




yourMissTress -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:48:13 PM)

So, he read my email more than 7 minutes ago...WHY didn't he respond to me??? Why Why Why?

I may cry....


Oh, and just so you all know, I'm posting this link on the thread about women and sadism...




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:49:14 PM)

::bows:: If the great IrishMist thinks it's good, it must be pretty good!! hehehe




IrishMist -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:49:24 PM)

Miss Tress

I am not worthy either

/starts to bawl loudly




truesub4u -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:49:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: yourMissTress




Oh, and just so you all know, I'm posting this link on the thread about women and sadism...[/font][/size][/color]


Shrugs......... go for it... share the laughs... lmao




MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:50:27 PM)

LOL ok I had to join in the fun....

I wrote:

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Put that you're married at the TOP of your profile, because I really HATE having to read through a couple lines of profiles to see that someone is married. I really like to hear up front that someone is married and miserable because there are just too many happy people on this site!

Have a nice day :-)




IrishMist -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:51:02 PM)

of course...he might not have answered me because my profile states that if you want to know anything about me

read the forums

[:o]




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:51:52 PM)

he replied back again saying

<deleted>

[Mod Note: Please dont post received email in the forums]




dincubus -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:53:02 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

Ohhhhhhhhhhh dincubus.....

how about


that you have always wanted to try bi?



ok you tempted me.. this is what i wrote
Oh great and powerful mastership,
this humble Dominant would like to offer you a chance to crossdress, polish my boot, wash my dishes and proceed to be dressed in the finest goodwill/salvation army dresses that YOUR money could buy. I am seeking a Bi-male slave to do whatever my twisted mind could produce. You seem to be the type i could enjoy breaking down and turning into a puddle of jello. if your desires are not being met by the female side of life, cross over to the dark side.. as we have plenty of cookies to offer you.

Enjoy the pondering of the mental picture in your mind of you hog-tied, ball gagged and wimpering in pain as the clamps attached to your nether regions become weighted down with cement blocks.

Come to the dark side... we have cookies




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:53:03 PM)

LMAO!!!! THAT IS GREAT!!!




Sub03 -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:53:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: yourMissTress

So, he read my email more than 7 minutes ago...WHY didn't he respond to me??? Why Why Why?

I may cry....


Oh, and just so you all know, I'm posting this link on the thread about women and sadism...



give him awhile.....he took forever to respond to my email.




truesub4u -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:53:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsSonnetMarwood

LOL ok I had to join in the fun....

I wrote:

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Put that you're married at the TOP of your profile, because I really HATE having to read through a couple lines of profiles to see that someone is married. I really like to hear up front that someone is married and miserable because there are just too many happy people on this site!

Have a nice day :-)



ROFLMAMFAO..............Just great..... all us happy people on here are going to love this one!...




yourMissTress -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:53:35 PM)

OMG, I might cry now...

Mr Creepy Crawly wannabe called me....

just wait I have to get a tissue....


He called me.....


OLD.


What ever will I do?




MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:54:54 PM)

quote:

What ever will I do?



I say break out the chocolate!




seaturtle50 -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:55:01 PM)

Um, you know ... he can prob see you talking! [8|]

quote:

umm personally...I think we should all email him and say

PICK ME
PICK ME
PICK ME


but that's just my convulted sense of humor working overtime again


i am going to write and ask if he will consider a male sub ... and when he says no ... i am going to reply just like this ... U arnt a reall Dom

st50




RiotGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:55:23 PM)

omg you all are way tooooooo funny.

but i feel the need to throw mysellf on the grown and curse the very earth we walk on as he has not found me worthy enough to read my second email... <wails long into the night>




krys -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:55:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dincubus
Enjoy the pondering of the mental picture in your mind of you hog-tied, ball gagged and wimpering in pain as the clamps attached to your nether regions become weighted down with cement blocks.


Okay, when I am up at 3:00 am, covered in a cold sweat, screaming in terror from the nightmares, I will blame you.

Can I have a cookie? I don't have a penis, but I like cookies!




IrishMist -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:56:08 PM)

oh god i am losing it now

Master Dincubus.......you have earned my undying respect..........

LMFAO

I am laughing so fucking hard




truesub4u -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:56:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dincubus


quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

Ohhhhhhhhhhh dincubus.....

how about


that you have always wanted to try bi?



ok you tempted me.. this is what i wrote
Oh great and powerful mastership,
this humble Dominant would like to offer you a chance to crossdress, polish my boot, wash my dishes and proceed to be dressed in the finest goodwill/salvation army dresses that YOUR money could buy. I am seeking a Bi-male slave to do whatever my twisted mind could produce. You seem to be the type i could enjoy breaking down and turning into a puddle of jello. if your desires are not being met by the female side of life, cross over to the dark side.. as we have plenty of cookies to offer you.

Enjoy the pondering of the mental picture in your mind of you hog-tied, ball gagged and wimpering in pain as the clamps attached to your nether regions become weighted down with cement blocks.

Come to the dark side... we have cookies



So Sorry Riot... but we have a new WINNER Here in e-mails... lmao


ROFLMAO dincubus............. bravo bravo bravo!!!!!




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