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MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:57:17 PM)

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i am going to write and ask if he will consider a male sub ... and when he says no ... i am going to reply just like this ... U arnt a reall Dom

st50



Put it in ALL CAPS

;-)




RiotGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:57:34 PM)

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So Sorry Riot... but we have a new WINNER Here in e-mails... lmao


ROFLMAO dincubus............. bravo bravo bravo!!!!!


thats okay i loved his email it had me dying over here




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:58:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: krys

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ORIGINAL: dincubus
Enjoy the pondering of the mental picture in your mind of you hog-tied, ball gagged and wimpering in pain as the clamps attached to your nether regions become weighted down with cement blocks.


Okay, when I am up at 3:00 am, covered in a cold sweat, screaming in terror from the nightmares, I will blame you.

Can I have a cookie? I don't have a penis, but I like cookies!


who has cookies?? I want a cookie!! fat people like cookies!!!

BTW, this is more fun than goin into chats on AOL to F*ck with people....




Taik -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:58:43 PM)

[:)] Errr yeah so I got bored and hoped on the bandwagon and wrote him too... This could be interesting.




Taik -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 6:59:48 PM)

*gives MarksFantasyGirl a cookie* Sorry all I had was fortune cookies *munches on popcorn*


Ooo dang! [8|] Double post... how do you delete one [:o]




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:00:30 PM)

this whole thing is interesting!!




MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:00:46 PM)

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Errr yeah so I got bored and hoped on the bandwagon and wrote him too... This could be interesting.



We're a well supplied bandwagon - popcorn, cookies AND chocolate.

No happy people allowed though :P




Sub03 -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:01:15 PM)

omg this is tooooooo funny....this is the best enertainment ever.

I wonder what he thinks of all the emails?? Though i guess i am not worthy any longer, he didnt read my last email.

*sniff sniff*




IrishMist -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:01:32 PM)

I actually fell reading dincubus's post...my daughter came running in to see what I was laughing so hard about




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:02:04 PM)

WHOA!! my fortune says "You will meet some new people today and really fuck with someone's head that is way more pathetic than you"!!!!!!!!! weird huh??




GoddessDustyGold -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:02:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MsSonnetMarwood

We're a well supplied bandwagon - popcorn, cookies AND chocolate.




Oh, you blaspheme! How could you forget the bottle of Captain Morgan we have been passing around!

*edited to add the quote, since I can't keep up here.




Sub03 -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:03:28 PM)

ohhhhhhh everyone he just made a new thread......lets all go read it




Taik -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:03:39 PM)

Here's what I wrote [8|] not quite as sarcastic or humorus but still it was fun to write. I apologize for crumby spelling.



Dear Sir,

I think perhaps you have this site confused for another. Here people tend to try and put their best foot forward (something you ave not done), in an attempt to engender honest interest from another. People use the very detailed profiles and prolific space to cover all manner of aspects about themselves. The intention behind this is to get to know someone on a human and personal level. People generally want to be loved and tought about for who they are not what sexual sevices they can provide.

Where I work we have a theory on writing it's called BLUF, Bottom Line Up Front, I believe this is what you seek based on your posting. The issue that arises is the fact that what you consider bluf is a relationship status in what you consider a dating/self selling website. I think most people see this site as a place to meet like minded indiviguals to become freinds and learn new things, for these people the Bluf becomes what kind of person you are not your relationship status.

Please allow this humble soul to be of some assitance to you, since you seek Up front status on relationships for the purpose of developing a sub and your sexual gratification (is that possible for you? she may wish to know that) I strong encourage you to explore GoodWife.com (mail order bride warehouse) or your local Redlight district. Both places will provide you what you seek with there relationship status up front! No pesky reading for you!

Enjoy,
Taik




truesub4u -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:03:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MsSonnetMarwood

quote:

Errr yeah so I got bored and hoped on the bandwagon and wrote him too... This could be interesting.



We're a well supplied bandwagon - popcorn, cookies AND chocolate.

No happy people allowed though :P




Got coffee, cokes, Cpt Morgan... open bar... lol




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:03:50 PM)

I didn't get any Captain!!! But, I did get a really creepy fortune cookie!




IrishMist -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:04:27 PM)

Well, I am not a worthy submissive of such a Master [&o]

HOW COME NO ONE EVER REPLIES TO EMAILS???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, had to throw that in for good measure

[8D]




IrishMist -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:05:33 PM)

LOL Taik, priceless...

I really need to work on refining my sarcasm

[:@]




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:06:02 PM)

Dude, That's Awesome!!!




IrishMist -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:06:34 PM)

oh my....he started a brand new thread...did anyone notice????????




krys -> RE: ALOT OF "I HAVE A MASTER ALREADY" (2/6/2006 7:08:53 PM)

There are prison rape scenes that are more gentle than this thread.




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