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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 2:33:57 PM   
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News Flash - The bathhouse is adding a mikvah.

Now that is some stylish town!  I take it there's a rebbetzin to consult for some niddah matters?

* how about a kosher deli?? *

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 2:36:32 PM   
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* how about a kosher deli?? *

deli?

Thorny...the most you could ask for as "take out" was some short old guy named Cookie who would sling slop by a campfire....


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 2:43:55 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 3:16:09 PM   
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I've been away, what's the latest town gossip?

The town's gone mashugana....





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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 3:47:42 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 3:49:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oooh, I like mezuzahs, even if I didn't convert.

And we'll need menorahs, candlesticks, mebbe a Torah scroll or two.

That store owner's gonna be busy!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 4:04:39 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 4:49:20 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 5:30:42 PM   
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Well, it seems we already have a minyan!

Here's what we do, we start a building fund.... order some haggadahs and siddurs...mezuzot for everyone! I'll fill in until we can get a real Cantor from back east (those stage coaches take awhile.....)

Now, who will volunteer to be the mohel?


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 5:38:36 PM   
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ROFLMFAO!

Well, it seems we already have a minyan!

Here's what we do, we start a building fund.... order some haggadahs and siddurs...mezuzot for everyone! I'll fill in until we can get a real Cantor from back east (those stage coaches take awhile.....)

Now, who will volunteer to be the mohel?



Eww eww eww. Can I???? I'll save the foreskins and sew em together into a wallet that when rubbed turns into a suitcase!!!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 5:41:42 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 5:43:43 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 5:49:17 PM   
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I grew up in small town Iowa.......I'm lost.


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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 6:22:34 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 6:49:00 PM   
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I grew up in small town Iowa.......I'm lost.


Oy yoy Goy!

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 7:07:24 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 8:00:22 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 8:05:24 PM   
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I think this western town has somehow turned into a Shtetl. Yippie yo chai yay lilttle boychik!

"Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be goyim..." (a popular song on the Dr. Demento Show)

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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 8:09:17 PM   
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RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... - 6/1/2009 8:27:37 PM   
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