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KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/1/2009 8:34:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 I think this western town has somehow turned into a Shtetl. Yippie yo chai yay lilttle boychik! We’re so culturally diverse here! What else can we add?

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/1/2009 9:03:41 PM)
Well... I'm thinking about starting up a coven here.

thornhappy -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/1/2009 9:11:03 PM)
We could also have a Buddhist temple for the mine workers.

Cuffkinks -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/1/2009 9:13:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 hey, I heard goyim make the best Masters....and itinerate gamblers.. (just to stay on topic...) And we have better wine.

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/1/2009 11:15:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne We’re so culturally diverse here! What else can we add? We need an Army post near the town. So we'd need a commanding officer - probably a colonel, a hard and distant man, grown bitter from the ever-growing awareness that any chance he once had of becoming a general has long since passed him by, and the rest of his career will be spent shuttling from one distant, dusty outpost to another - and his wife, a lonely, 40-something woman, once the promising daughter of a privileged family, who barely remembers the dashing young officer who swept her off her feet and carried her from her home back east toward what she imagined would be an exotic, elegant life of glamor and romance. She still shares his name, but no longer his bed, and her afternoons are spent gazing across the endless prairies and imagining what it would be like to ride over them with the handsome young captain who commands her husband's finest company, a company ramrodded by the tough Irish sergeant from Boston who... well, you guys make the rest of it up. Lots of possibilities with an Army post just outside of town!

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 12:17:40 AM)
More story Panda, more story!!!!

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 5:22:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne We’re so culturally diverse here! What else can we add? We need an Army post near the town. Hell yes we do. With lots of rough and tumble men. Grins in anticipation

DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 6:24:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Well... I'm thinking about starting up a coven here. Howzabout a havurah group? [:)]

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 6:39:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy We could also have a Buddhist temple for the mine workers. We have a mine? really? Wow - I need to add this to the list (Igor - will you carry the TNT or should I?)

LaTigresse -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 6:47:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I grew up in small town Iowa.......I'm lost. Oy yoy Goy! ya[:D]

LaTigresse -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 6:49:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy We could also have a Buddhist temple for the mine workers. We have a mine? really? Wow - I need to add this to the list (Igor - will you carry the TNT or should I?) Gotta have a gold mine to keep the judge in bling.....

DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 6:53:28 AM)
Uh oh, I sure hope that the mining will not incorporate cyanide leaching. That's cheap and effective but nasty. Let's just say that the mine will produce solid nuggets of ore, shall we?

LaTigresse -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 6:58:14 AM)
Solid nuggets work for me.

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 7:19:48 AM)
To make it easier to add to the storyline, I've updated the infrastructure list. Note: Hire continuity director Annie Oakley (SWAT) Army Post (Fort Collar), Brig Gen and Mrs. Hardbitten, Captain Hawt, Sergeant Major Ramrod Bath house (complete with mikvah) Blacksmith Boarding House Brothels (2) incl 4 staffmembers and 14 'volunteers' Church/Temple/Shrine (incl mohel, cantor, priest, 3 altar boys w/5 o’clock shadows, druid priestess) Cookie The Chuckwagon Guy Corral Coven (wiccan priest and priestess) Curly from 'City Slickers' Dance hall girls (one wagonload) Deli (but no staff) Deeds/Title Office Dentist Deputy Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman Elizabeth Simpson Bradshaw and her five children Feisty Rancher's Daughter General store (run by a retired pony soldier who who has 2 sheep for sale) Gossip Columnist Haddasah/Havurah Hired Gun Hostile Indian looking for scalps Knitter of Knickers & Thongs Judge Lawyer Livery Stable Loner/Prospector Lozen - Woman warrior of the Chiricahua Apache and her brave Marshal MsFlutters Fine Leather & Other Goods (dresses,corsets,hats, fabric) Mine (coal, diamonds, ore) Minister Minister's daughter Notary One Eyed Charley Panhandler Pond (complete with one frog and a pump) Post Office /Postmistress Random Cowboy with a sleep disorder and and a talking dog Realtor Restaurant (swanky-type) Saloon girl (2) Saloon - complete with a pianner player/manwhore, a singer, a can-can dancer and Lily Von Shtupp School house, Schoolmarms (4), students (8) Sheriff Stage Coach Telegraph Office The New Mrs. Ben Cartwright Train station, train but no tracks Traveling gambler Undertaker

lusciouslips19 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 7:30:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Well... I'm thinking about starting up a coven here. Howzabout a havurah group? [:)] How about Haddasah? The Collar me Womens Auxillary Club can fill in here..

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 8:56:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Well... I'm thinking about starting up a coven here. Howzabout a havurah group? [:)] How about Haddasah? The Collar me Womens Auxillary Club can fill in here.. scratches head erm......ok. Don't forget this Bear's Wiccan so I expect a good attendance at the next Sabbat. As a reminder....all Sabbats are celebrated skyclad.

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 10:42:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Well... I'm thinking about starting up a coven here. Howzabout a havurah group? [:)] How about Haddasah? The Collar me Womens Auxillary Club can fill in here.. scratches head erm......ok. Don't forget this Bear's Wiccan so I expect a good attendance at the next Sabbat. As a reminder....all Sabbats are celebrated skyclad. I edited the list to include Hadassah, Havurah and Wiccan [sm=writing.gif]

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 2:12:26 PM)
decides to take some strawberry jam and homemade bread to the poor, poor soldiers at Fort Collar Anyone like to come with me?

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 2:16:19 PM)
quote: How about Haddasah? I'm in!!!!! oops...i thought it said hashish....

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 2:17:31 PM)
quote: decides to take some strawberry jam and homemade bread to the poor, poor soldiers at Fort Collar Anyone like to come with me? I'll ride witcha, miss. I hate to think of you all alone, out there in the middle of nowhere... Oh...wait.....you alone, out there in the middle of nowhere.....I like that thought. Definitely riding witcha now. A girl can't be too careful. No, I mean that literally. No matter what, it won't be careful enough... stops by stable to pick up "supplies" whistling very happy tune learned from DarkSteven that hasn't been invented yet ...your dress will stay clean, though... [;)]

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