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thornhappy -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 2:26:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Well... I'm thinking about starting up a coven here. Howzabout a havurah group? [:)] Awesome! Maybe we could make a little shabbes at the Calibirthday...

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 3:59:59 PM)
We need a library so I can look up all the Jewish terms I don't know. Anyone want to volunteer to be the Librarian??? I also nominate every Wednesday for all the citizens to be skyclad (In the name of diversity to respect our new coven of course). Anyone willing to second??

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 5:20:58 PM)
Mrs. General Hardbitten was spotted dawdling on the walk in front of the General Store - seems she was watching Capt Hawt saddle his horse so he could escort the stage to the next town (quick - name the next town). Igor startled her when he popped out the door of the store to ask if there was anything he could help her with. 'Buns' she muttered. He said 'I'm sorry Ma'am but the deli isnt open yet but KneelforAnne made some homemade bread"....

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 5:51:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 We need a library so I can look up all the Jewish terms I don't know. Anyone want to volunteer to be the Librarian??? I also nominate every Wednesday for all the citizens to be skyclad (In the name of diversity to respect our new coven of course). Anyone willing to second?? Ooh, can i volunteer for that? Since i don't seem to have anything better to do 'round these parts. And, and alphabetizing books and things just happens to appeal to my book nerd side, lol. [;)]

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 7:24:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter Mrs. General Hardbitten was spotted dawdling on the walk in front of the General Store - seems she was watching Capt Hawt saddle his horse so he could escort the stage to the next town (quick - name the next town). Igor startled her when he popped out the door of the store to ask if there was anything he could help her with. 'Buns' she muttered. He said 'I'm sorry Ma'am but the deli isnt open yet but KneelforAnne made some homemade bread".... ...and what that girl can do with strawberry jam.................... [;)] The next town is Nillaville, of course. eyes the new librarian Who wants to map out Old Western, Fort Collar, and Nillaville? Any surveyors?

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 7:27:45 PM)
grins and licks leftover jam from my fingertips Hmm... Is it Sunday yet? Am I needed at church? flutters eyelashes and is the picture of innocence

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/2/2009 11:48:08 PM)
Dark Steven was going to talk to Otto Mears about laying track, maybe he can survey at the same time. Dreamofthemoon, Thanks for taking on the Library!!

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 6:38:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 We need a library so I can look up all the Jewish terms I don't know. Anyone want to volunteer to be the Librarian??? until the library is built (and stocked) this will just have to do LOL --> Definitions

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 10:55:53 AM)
MsFlutter, Thanks for the very interesting link,( although I tried without success to find a word that would mean a woman mensch) you're a mensch!! Also, do we have a lumberyard, we'll need it when someone offers to build the library?

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 11:09:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 MsFlutter, Thanks for the very interesting link,( although I tried without success to find a word that would mean a woman mensch) you're a mensch!! Also, do we have a lumberyard, we'll need it when someone offers to build the library? LOL - thank you! oh..and we have a library and a lumber yard. Now if we just had some lumberjacks....

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 11:10:52 AM)
Old Western is growing ! Annie Oakley (SWAT) Army Post (Fort Collar), Brig Gen and Mrs. Hardbitten, Sergeant Major Ramrod Bath house (complete with mikvah) Blacksmith Boarding House Brothels (2) incl 4 staffmembers and 14 'volunteers' Church/Temple (incl mohel, cantor, priest, and 3 altar boys with 5 o’clock shadows) Cookie The Chuckwagon Guy Corral Curly from 'City Slickers' Dance hall girls (one wagonload) Deli (but no staff) Deeds/Title Office Dentist Deputy Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman Elizabeth Simpson Bradshaw and her five children Feisty Rancher's Daughter General store (run by a retired pony soldier with 2 sheep for sale) Gossip Columnist Hired Gun Hostile Indian looking for scalps Knitter of Knickers & Thongs Judge Lawyer Library, librarian but no books Livery Stable Loner/Prospector Lozen - Woman warrior of the Chiricahua Apache and her brave Lumber yard (but no lumberjacks) Marshal MsFlutters Fine Leather & Other Goods (dresses,corsets,hats, fabric) Mine (coal, diamonds, ore) Minister Minister's daughter Notary One Eyed Charley Panhandler Pond (complete with one frog and a pump) Post Office /Postmistress Random Cowboy with a sleep disorder and and a talking dog Realtor Restaurant (swanky-type) Saloon girl (2) Saloon - complete with a pianner player/manwhore, a singer, a can-can dancer and Lily Von Shtupp School house, Schoolmarms (4), students (8) Sheriff Stage Coach Telegraph Office The New Mrs. Ben Cartwright Train station, train but no tracks Traveling gambler Undertaker

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 11:16:40 AM)
Fundraising idea for filling the library's shelves - Spank-a-thon!!

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 2:35:55 PM)
Rumor has it the rail line will be coming through these parts by the end of the week.

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 2:44:30 PM)
Has anyone signed up for the Spank-a-thon yet (post #411)? Spankees form the line behind me. Yeah the railway's coming!!

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 2:47:19 PM)
Depends on who's the spanker!

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 3:55:31 PM)
I love to spank - sign me up. Oh..and Bear - would you please recruit us some lumberjacks to supply the lumberyard?

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 4:02:06 PM)
quote: please recruit us some lumberjacks to supply the lumberyard? I saw some outside town and mentioned it. But all they would do is sing: "I'm a lumberjack and I don't care..." shrugs -- pulls hat down for a nap -- wonders how he managed to get strawberry jam all over himself -- dog curls up beside him

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 4:33:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery quote: please recruit us some lumberjacks to supply the lumberyard? I saw some outside town and mentioned it. But all they would do is sing: "I'm a lumberjack and I don't care..." shrugs -- pulls hat down for a nap -- wonders how he managed to get strawberry jam all over himself -- dog curls up beside him ~hides jam jar in pack~ Oh,....those lumberjacks are heading over to the bordello. The hard working, redneck macho ones will be here when the rail is finished and the train station's built.

thornhappy -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 4:48:43 PM)
* did someone mention spanking? *

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/3/2009 6:26:34 PM)
Since the library doesn't have any books as of yet, this librarian will just be over at the boarding house. Maybe she can help out with the church events or even find some temporary work until then. And heaven forbid she should end up over at one of the brothels, too. [:-]

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