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Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/23/2009 3:15:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon peeks her head out of the library's back office This librarian's still here, just finishing organizing and cataloging all these books. And erm, if MusicMystery has all the other ones, maybe erm, he can... return them when he's done with them. Otherwise, it's one silver piece (do we have a bank--and a banker, too, lol--around here???) for every day he keeps them over the due date. It's well known that gunslingers aren't asked to pay library fines.....for, um....safety reasons. But I'll send the dog over with them, one by one.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/23/2009 8:08:32 PM)
As long as the books get returned, this librarian's happy. [:D] fetches a cloth to wipe all the doggy drool off, and waits patiently for the dog to bring the first book

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 1:03:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery I went to return them but the town was empty. looks at hien, all alone and defenseless... "Excuse me Sir, Care to see a lady home, (batting eyelashes)?"

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 4:21:33 AM)
Takes her home by way of the old stables....wonders if the ropes and whips are still there Oh look! There's still some strawberry jam left....

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 4:34:35 AM)
(Bellows to MusicMystery)...Wait!! You forgot your dog!!!!!

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 4:40:58 AM)
It's OK....those books will take 'em a while.... (He likes to stop and try to read them, head turning from side to side as he paws the pages)

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 4:49:19 AM)
oh...so thats why he wears those glasses.

DesFIP -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 6:37:12 AM)
Locates copy of Marley & Me for the dog to read once all his other books have been returned. [:D]

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 6:37:26 AM)
I'm back and I brought a window installer with me. I swear- I can't turn my back on you people for a second ! ::eyeing Hlen:: a match? I'm going to have a chat with the blacksmith about crafting a cage.

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 12:40:05 PM)
Not the cage!! Anything but the cage ( Licking strawberry jam off....... )!! [;)] Anybody have a good remedy for rope burns (Thanks, MM!![:)])??

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 2:47:21 PM)
psst....strawberry jam is good for welts too.... .....OK, not really, but wouldn't it be nice....

RLMK -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 2:57:43 PM)
Is the position of itinerant tinkerer/gunsmith taken?

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 3:02:50 PM)
Not sure, but you're welcome to these parts in any capacity, Mister!! Edited to add - Somehow that didn't sound like I meant it to!

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 3:04:35 PM)
ears perk up Did I hear something about a cage???

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 3:07:38 PM)
(Psssst.! Bear, the line starts behind me!)

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 3:10:41 PM)
Hmmm......not unless I sorta kinda spill water on MsFlutter [:)]

Lathlas -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 3:16:27 PM)
Can I be the trusty steed?

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/24/2009 3:24:09 PM)
Not a problem! I'm sure someone around here would be happy to keep you in their stable!

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/25/2009 2:04:17 PM)
TELEGRAM for the Gunslinger - Your dog has been found wandering in Nillaville ( The authorities were confused about his eyeglasses).

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/25/2009 2:43:47 PM)
Damn. I keep telling him it has nothing to do with Nilla Wavers. Well, those folks are gonna be REAL confused when I ring his cell phone!

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