thornhappy -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/14/2009 2:34:30 PM)
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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon By the light of a dimming candle (and her thousandth cup of tea), the librarian sits and ponders over the selection of books brought in from Charlie's wagon... "Hmm, let's see... 'The Peacetime Use of Transfigurations'... 'Differences in the Respiratory System of the Ogre and the Yeti'... 'The Excretory System of Jabberwocks: With Illustrations'... 'The Dragon's Alchemy Codex'... 'The Treatise of One Hundred Secrets'... 'The Frontier's Cultural Edicts'... 'Battleaxes: A Tutorial To Peacetime Use'... 'The Wondrous Time Goddess' Servitors'... Where, oh where did Charlie find these, anyways?" Some fuckin' old man living in a god-benighted cave gave 'em to me. Oops. No offense, ma'am!
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