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DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 5:29:27 PM)

"Innocent" stevie has offered kyttyn certain... "considerations" to improve her opinion of him...




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 5:30:04 PM)

Would I now?  




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 5:31:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

"Innocent" stevie has offered kyttyn certain... "considerations" to improve her opinion of him...


-cough-  No he didnt!  Innocent people DONT DO THAT!

-kicks Steven in the can-




Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 5:32:18 PM)

Yanno...he has his beard because he has quite a few scars behind it...it's his way to cover them up...and those scars tell a variety of different stories what he did with others...unfortunately for him those others did fight back at times...it would literally freak you out about what "he" did..."innocent stevie" ...tsktsktsk...and I always thought I would be naive [;)]




Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 5:34:54 PM)

Stevie, before we go to the court...I will give you a wet shave [:D]




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 5:35:30 PM)

Shhhh Phoenix.  In the gossip business, we call it Financially Naive.  You pay me, I know nuttin.




Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 5:43:12 PM)

yeah right...I would be naive to pay...I want to earn money right??? Not wasting it...




Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 5:46:24 PM)

Stevie, with me as your barrister you will be in the best hands [:)]




DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 5:47:37 PM)

Sheesh, phoenix... you;re s'posed to be my lawyer and you're screwing me harder than any of the brothel girls.

[sm=gaah.gif]


[sm=passthelube.gif]




Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 5:49:41 PM)

well...that's just some drama steve...for whom I will be there at the end will be decided in the court room [;)] But if LaTigresse will be the judge...then I guess I will be the best barrister you can ask for [;)] she is far toooooo dominant for me to play games with...




hejira92 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:19:00 PM)

Kyttyn, here's a gossip story for you:

There was a peaceful town called CM
Where people lived in harmony
They never had no kind of trouble
There was no hint of misery

PR&S was always lively
But never nasty or obscene
On the piano was DarkSteven
He always kept things nice and clean

Then all at once the trouble started
A pack of murderers and thieves
Like swarms of locusts they descended
Their aim to make the townfolk flee

Now it is time of great decision
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion
Our town is turning into shit

(with apologies to Mel Brooks)




new4u2useLincNE -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:19:31 PM)

Not many Indians in this movie so far, so I'll be a scalp-hungry Indian looking to ravage the town alongside my Native brothers and sisters.




beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:22:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: new4u2useLincNE

Not many Indians in this movie so far, so I'll be a scalp-hungry Indian looking to ravage the town alongside my Native brothers and sisters.


*whew*  thank gawd my place is not right in town!

*ponders the thought of opening up a second bordello*




new4u2useLincNE -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:24:33 PM)

LOL, those bordellos are the first place we're heading to.




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:24:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

Kyttyn, here's a gossip story for you:

There was a peaceful town called CM
Where people lived in harmony
They never had no kind of trouble
There was no hint of misery

PR&S was always lively
But never nasty or obscene
On the piano was DarkSteven
He always kept things nice and clean

Then all at once the trouble started
A pack of murderers and thieves
Like swarms of locusts they descended
Their aim to make the townfolk flee

Now it is time of great decision
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion
Our town is turning into shit

(with apologies to Mel Brooks)



Good lookin out, Hejira!  -hugs-




intenze -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:27:56 PM)

Yanno hejira, I thought of Blazing Saddles right away, too. But I could not put it into words like that! Excellent!




beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:41:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: new4u2useLincNE

LOL, those bordellos are the first place we're heading to.


You do realize that mine will cater to those with erm....*ecclectic* ...tastes!!




Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:44:00 PM)

phew...seems the times are getting a bit darker [&o]

But hey bear, what about you defending stevies brothel....I give you the opportunity to go wild there [:D]




Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:45:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: new4u2useLincNE

LOL, those bordellos are the first place we're heading to.


You do realize that mine will cater to those with erm....*ecclectic* ...tastes!!



Stevies ones can top yours easily Bearily...




dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 6:51:29 PM)

i'm thinking i'd be the farmer's daughter (we have apple trees aplenty, Camille; and after Steven's trial there's sure to be an occasion for fresh food, i'm thinking, too), or i could help out with the schools somehow... [sm=dunno.gif]




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