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PanthersMom -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 8:19:30 PM)

i could be the postmistress, good job for someone stuck in a chair all day, sorting mail into the private boxes.

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beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 8:50:49 PM)

*psssst*

I'm expecting several parcels to arrive...now if you conveniently look the other way....I'll quickly take them off your hands. *passes a pouch of gold nuggets to PanthersMom*




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 9:38:08 PM)

Ohhh...Looks like some good gossip could stem from that.




scifi1133 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 9:38:32 PM)

stop buying people off Bear.




PanthersMom -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 9:42:41 PM)

bribing a federal employee to look the other way?  what do you think this is, washington DC?

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GreedyTop -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 10:31:17 PM)

*SNORT*




hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 10:51:22 PM)

I'm the widow Helen getting the wire strung up for the new telegraph office (Hired a couple of drifters for the labor). I'll be the one dotting and dashing when the wire gets hooked up.

The telegraph office is right next to my bathhouse business.




Cuffkinks -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 11:14:29 PM)

I'd be the travelling gambler. Moving from town to town, seeking out the next game. Hanging out with the seediest characters in the seediest saloons. (Much as I actually did "back in the day.") Always watching and studying the players. Learning them, learning their ways. Then, when the last card was played...the last game was over...
Gone. I'd quietly slip out of town...In search of the next game.




GreedyTop -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/25/2009 11:19:20 PM)

Cuff... I seriously doubt that the women in town would be willing to let you leave.... *grin*  




Vendaval -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 1:35:24 AM)

I am thinking that those branding irons at the ranch would come in mighty handy! 




Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 3:04:01 AM)

*lifts hat a bit -- a practiced eye scans the gambler for weapons*

*sees only bondage gear -- pulls hat back over eyes, goes back to sleep*






Lashra -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 3:10:28 AM)

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Not many Indians in this movie so far, so I'll be a scalp-hungry Indian looking to ravage the town alongside my Native brothers and sisters.


You can help my indian brave boy and myself ravish the ranchers daughter (KMsAngel)
We can have a threesome or if we get more injuns a gangbang!

~Lashra




PanthersMom -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:10:34 AM)

those injuns get all the fun!  btw bear, your boxes have arrived, postage due.  [;)]

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KMsAngel -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:14:24 AM)

i think i'm going to be in trouble [:o]




YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:19:13 AM)

A few more posts, we could probably get an actual script written. [:)] 




sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:28:06 AM)

can i be the town dentist? Back then teeth were pulled with a pair of pliers and a shot of whiskey...

MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! 




intenze -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:33:51 AM)

only if you dont slam into the crash cart....(he he...read that one)




KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:35:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lashra

quote:

Not many Indians in this movie so far, so I'll be a scalp-hungry Indian looking to ravage the town alongside my Native brothers and sisters.


You can help my indian brave boy and myself ravish the ranchers daughter (KMsAngel)
We can have a threesome or if we get more injuns a gangbang!

~Lashra



*Wants in on that, and decides to take a walk down by the edge of the forrest one twilight evening...*

In my saloon girl gear, remember!

[:)]




DesFIP -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:40:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir
I must say I'm impressed by this thread, and have a bit of hope for this town.  So far we have 3 school marms and 2 whores.  That's an awful fine ratio. :)


The whores do it with everybody. The school marms do it with everybody they want to, works out about the same as we're easy school marms.




Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 5:17:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

can i be the town dentist? Back then teeth were pulled with a pair of pliers and a shot of whiskey...

MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! 


*goes and cleans her teeth with as much devotion as never ever before...as she does not mind to have to drink whiskey...she does not fancy to let holly ever onto her holy teeth*




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