CountrySong
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Nothing less than two inches ~ four if it is a really hot date
Darn - I measured all my cowboy boots and the highest was inch and three quarters - I knew there was a problem! Quess no hot dates for me!
Ewwwwww! Chunky heels? So passe! But, here is a tip: Weld some tent pegs to the bottem of the heel.
Fixed drilled hole in heel drove logging spike through and covered with inner tube works fine and is very stable if you sink the spikes into the ground or wood a bit. Worked too I now have a hot date for Friday June 5th! As Red Green says -"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
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Practice walking in them at home; say while cooking, until they become second nature
Aylee what is it with you and cooking. I already said I'd cook.
The idea is to multi-task. Sheesh!
Um - looked that one up in the dictionary. It said something about doing two jobs at once - huh???!!! Why on earth would anyone want to do twice the work. Sounds like one of them - "I just plumb don't understand women!" things to me.
Could not find Sheesh. Know what sheep are. Is that close ;-)
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Make sure they fit properly; otherwise walking elegantly will be difficult
Yeah - I like the ones that lace better than the slip on ones.
Thanks for THAT image. You in lace. Chantilly lace, maybe?
What can I say? It gets real lonely out here in the woods!
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If you are going to be wearing them with nylons make sure that you try them on with nylons FIRST! It makes a difference
Okay - nylons it is but you got to promise not to tell the guys at the feed store!
Joe Namith did it.
Yeah but I don't plan to dress in spandex bend over and grab some guys ass while waiting for him to give me a ball.
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It is going to be painful.
Promises, promises!
As House says, "Everybody lies."
He must go to the drive-in for fun also. At the drive-in the more everybody lies together the more fun you have!
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Use insert pads to cushion the balls of your feet
If I cut them out of an old inner tube will that do?
Try it and let us all know. Inquiring minds and all of that.
Inner tubes seemsto work on the spike. Not sure on the balls yet. Ya’ll ever wonder why God gave men two heads and two sets of balls? And why would he want us to walk on one set and make them hurt?
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Do calf exercises (Standing with your heels off a step and raising up and down)
Are you supposed to be holding the calf while standing on the step or are you supposed to hold it to help keep you balance. And what are you supposed to say when the other cowboys ask you what the heck you are doing?
Oh, that helps to build your forearms. Muti-tasking! And if you build up your muscles enough they won't DARE have a problem with what your doing..
Maybe so but if I tell them I'm doing two jobs (multi-tisking) at once they will kick me out of the cowboy brotherhood altogether. (Please see the song "Cowboy Logic" Note where the cowboy sits and why.)
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Take care of your feet when they are not in heels
Hot water and epsom salts it is.
That is a start. You might try going in for a pedi-cure though. For you it will probably cost extra, since they have to use gardening shears to cut your toenails and an electric sandbelt on the calluses.
No need for a cure we just hang or shoot pedi's around here. Hey - no cowboy would be caught with gardening shears and an electric sandbelt - that's what horse hoof nippers, hoof files, and neatsfoot oil are for.
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Comfy ~ straps are usually a good bet, even better, Gucci stiletto pump
Are the straps so you can pull yourself up by the boot straps? don't have no stiletto pump. Will a tire pump work?
The straps or for lassoing that calf so you can exercise. No need to use a tire pump, we all know that you are full of hot air.
Maam - I use a rope or my hands for catching calfs. And sorry about that hot air, you know they mostly feed us beans on the range so all that hot air ain't really our fault.
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If your feet REALLY start to hurt when you are out, then take off your shoes and dance on the bar/chair/ table. Or go home.
YEH HAW bare foot table dancing at the grange!!
Be sure to clear off the beer bottles first.
See I knew you understood! Clear beer bottles - one job. Dance on table - second and separate job. No multi-tasking and much safer that trying to multi-task beer bottle clearing and table top dancing - cowboy logic rules!
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If you are going to a movie or a dinner, keep in mind that you will be sitting down most of the time.
At the drive in we mostly lie in our truck beds or in the back seats of the cars. Is that okay?
Of course. You are still off of your feet.
Thanks Maam! Can't have nearly as much fun at the drive-in if you're sitting up! Some ways of being off your feet are more fun than others ;-)
Mind you these spiked heels are hell on the finish. And if you jump down off the tail gate they go in so deep that you have to take the boots off to get them out of the ground.
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and darn it you done told me that I had to be wearing heels and walking to make dinner!
I figure that I cannot remind you enough.
My momma used to say the same thing.
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Remember ~ sore tootsies is the PERFECT excuse to ask your date for a foot rub at the end of the night.
I asked her for a foot rub she said she had never hear of anything so disgusting and she slapped me what did I do wrong ;-(
Sorry, buddy, but I think that YOU will have to pay for it. Get that pedicure first, and then maybe try again.
Maybe, I'll just stick to table dancing, taking her to the drive-in, and calf roping (you quess which kind).
< Message edited by CountrySong -- 5/27/2009 7:50:58 PM >
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