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Elephant jokes - 5/26/2009 11:28:51 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		When I was a kid, I had a set of pajamas that had elephant jokes printed all over them (they were my favorite pajamas)

http://www.lanet.lv/users/judrups/Humor/elephqa.html

ETA: this has not kid friendly jokes too


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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/27/2009 3:06:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Q: Why do elephants have Big Ears?
A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. (somebody want to explain this for me?)

There is a set of children's books about a character named Noddy who is a wooden toy.  He lives in Toyland.  Everyone in Toyland is a toy except the character Big Ears. 

The have it has a children's TV show now.  Butterhead watches it on Sprout.

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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/27/2009 3:16:16 PM   
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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/27/2009 4:35:56 PM   
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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/27/2009 6:51:28 PM   
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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/27/2009 7:14:44 PM   
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Nothing,.... but it let out a little "wine"


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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/30/2009 6:08:31 AM   
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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/30/2009 6:52:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Q: Why do elephants have Big Ears?
A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. (somebody want to explain this for me?)

There is a set of children's books about a character named Noddy who is a wooden toy.  He lives in Toyland.  Everyone in Toyland is a toy except the character Big Ears. 

The have it has a children's TV show now.  Butterhead watches it on Sprout.



I haven't seen the program or read the books, but I read the joke this way according to the rest of the information you gave;

Q: Why do (the toy) elephants have Big Ears (the real elephant)?

A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom (to get Big Ears back from the toy elephants.)

Just making a guess. Could be wrong. Any other interpretations?

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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/30/2009 1:47:49 PM   
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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/30/2009 1:48:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FourQ

Fucking hell GT, how big were your PJ's???


the sizw to fit a 7 yr old..l the print was tiny...





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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/30/2009 1:54:13 PM   
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You're only average build now.  I can't imagine a seven year old GT.... (fizzles.... does not compute).

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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/30/2009 5:05:30 PM   
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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/30/2009 6:36:43 PM   
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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/31/2009 10:04:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: igor2003


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

Q: Why do elephants have Big Ears?
A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. (somebody want to explain this for me?)

There is a set of children's books about a character named Noddy who is a wooden toy.  He lives in Toyland.  Everyone in Toyland is a toy except the character Big Ears. 

The have it has a children's TV show now.  Butterhead watches it on Sprout.



I haven't seen the program or read the books, but I read the joke this way according to the rest of the information you gave;

Q: Why do (the toy) elephants have Big Ears (the real elephant)?

A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom (to get Big Ears back from the toy elephants.)

Just making a guess. Could be wrong. Any other interpretations?


Actually, Big Ears is a Brownie.  But yes, Noddy will not pay the money to get him back from the elephants. 

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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/31/2009 1:56:28 PM   
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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/31/2009 5:31:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FourQ

Aye, but unlike YIM it doesn't corrupt your machine to the point where it needs to be wiped.


I've never had that problem.  Must be a UK thing ;) (another reason to bring my tower...LOL)


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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/31/2009 5:32:34 PM   
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I'm surprised you're going to bring it.  You could sell it there and get a new one here.  They're cheap enough.


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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/31/2009 5:39:16 PM   
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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/31/2009 5:42:31 PM   
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Shipping a whole computer would be fairly pricey.


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RE: Elephant jokes - 5/31/2009 5:44:35 PM   
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