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Questions of life. - 2/8/2006 10:08:23 PM

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Questions of Life:

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled like it sounds?

Why are there floataion devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of it's nose?

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make a teflon stick to the pan?

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you tie a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop the cat?

If you are driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but if you send it on a ship it is called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?

If olive oil comes form squeezing olives, where does baby oil come from?

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RE: Questions of life. - 2/8/2006 10:25:33 PM

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haha these are all really great

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RE: Questions of life. - 2/9/2006 3:19:53 AM

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Q: Why is oral sex better when you are standing on you head to give it?

Q: Why is it better to butter the undersude ot your toast and eat it that way?

A: (To both).. Because the taste buds are on the top of your tongue.........

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RE: Questions of life. - 2/9/2006 12:47:09 PM

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Why do they call it a freeway when you have to pay to get on?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why, when all you need is one article of clothing out of the dryer, do you pick the one with the fabric softener sheet on it?

Where does that sock go when you lose one in the dryer?

Why do they call it a turnpike when it is mostly straight?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... does it make any noise?

If it is illegal to yell fire in a crowded movie house... is it also illegal to yell movie in a crowded firehouse?

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