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Obama cures cancer! - 6/1/2009 7:11:28 PM

Crush

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And, for a lighter note:

WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama has found a cure for cancer, according to the New England
Journal of Medicine. "To date, this is the single most important medical advance in the history of mankind," the
highly respected publication said today in a published report.

Obama reportedly had construction begun on a research laboratory the day he and his family moved into the
White House and managed to find time to cure cancer unaided while also attending to affairs of state.

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FOX news headline:
Obama neglects duties while piddling around in laboratory
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Comments from the Far Right:

"So where did he steal the money to do these "experiments? I bet we paid for it. Who asked him to cure cancer anyway?"

"Now we got him. He's practicing medicine without a license! This is a felony. Let the impeachment process begin."

"I wonder why he did this? What's in it for him? You know there's gotta be an evil, dark ulterior motive here somewhere.
Even though he's a proven Socialist, I bet he gets rich off this and then doesn't pay the taxes on the money he makes."

"He's not even a US citizen. This is a documented fact! What's he doing in the White House in the first place?

I wonder if he can be arrested and prosecuted for trespassing on federal property? And while they're at it, someone should
count the silverware!"

"Big deal. Barack HUSSEIN Osama, er, I mean Obama, cures cancer. So what? Given the right equipment,
a monkey could cure cancer. As a matter of fact, one just did! Haw, haw."

"Someone get a rope"

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RE: Obama cures cancer! - 6/2/2009 5:04:42 AM

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Hey, this is fun. And easy!

WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has found a cure for cancer, according to the New England
Journal of Medicine. "To date, this is the single most important medical advance in the history of mankind," the
highly respected publication said today in a published report.

Bush reportedly had construction begun on a research laboratory the day he and his family moved into the
White House and managed to find time to cure cancer unaided while also attending to affairs of state.

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MSNBC news headline:
Bush neglects duties while piddling around in laboratory
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Comments from the Far Left:

"So where did he steal the money to do these "experiments? I bet we paid for it. Who asked him to cure cancer anyway?"

"Now we got him. He's practicing medicine without a license! This is a felony. Let the impeachment process begin."

"I wonder why he did this? What's in it for him? You know there's gotta be an evil, dark ulterior motive here somewhere.
Even though he's a “compassionate conservative,” I bet he gets rich off this and then doesn't pay the taxes on the money he makes."

"He didn’t even complete his Guard duty. This is a documented fact! What's he doing in the White House in the first place?

I wonder if he can be arrested and prosecuted for trespassing on federal property? And while they're at it, someone should
count the silverware!"

"Big deal. W, er, I mean Bush, cures cancer. So what? Given the right equipment,
a monkey could cure cancer. As a matter of fact, one just did! Haw, haw."

"Someone get a rope"

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RE: Obama cures cancer! - 6/2/2009 5:14:57 AM

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Even the most far left of people gave Bush props for the good he did for Africa.

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RE: Obama cures cancer! - 6/2/2009 5:47:50 AM

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True, KaineD. It's one of the very few things the Bushies can point to ...that "W" touched that didn't immediately turn to shit.

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RE: Obama cures cancer! - 6/2/2009 5:57:41 AM

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MichiganHeadmast if it was easy you should have come up with some new ones :P

Mind makes a valid point, both as bas as each other

(OP made me giggle tho)

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RE: Obama cures cancer! - 6/2/2009 8:15:14 AM

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Let's see, who next, Mich?

How about:

WASHINGTON - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has found a cure for cancer, according to the New England
Journal of Medicine. "To date, this is the single most important medical advance in the history of mankind," the
highly respected publication said today in a published report.

Harper reportedly had construction begun on a research laboratory the day he and his family moved into
Gorffwysfa (24 Sussex Drive) and managed to find time to cure cancer unaided while also attending to affairs of state.

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MSNBC news headline:
Harper neglects duties while piddling around in laboratory
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Comments from the Far Left:

"So where did he steal the money to do these "experiments? I bet we paid for it. Who asked him to cure cancer anyway?"

"Now we got him. He's practicing medicine without a license! This is a felony. Let the impeachment process begin."

"I wonder why he did this? What's in it for him? You know there's gotta be an evil, dark ulterior motive here somewhere.
Even though he's a “compassionate conservative,” I bet he gets rich off this and then doesn't pay the taxes on the money he makes."

"He didn’t even complete his Guard duty. This is a documented fact! What's he doing in the Gorffwysfa in the first place?

I wonder if he can be arrested and prosecuted for trespassing on federal property? And while they're at it, someone should count the silverware!"

"Big deal. Harper cures cancer. So what? Given the right equipment, a moose could cure cancer. As a matter of fact, one just did! Haw, haw."

"Someone get a rope"

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