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morning sex - 6/3/2009 5:14:06 PM

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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broke

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RE: morning sex - 6/3/2009 5:43:46 PM

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RE: morning sex - 6/3/2009 6:41:00 PM

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...and I nearly peed my pants from laughing so hard

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RE: morning sex - 6/3/2009 6:46:26 PM

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LOL... Damn, I had a flash back with that one!

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RE: morning sex - 6/4/2009 1:29:01 PM

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If my sex life ever gets that predictable please shoot me

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RE: morning sex - 6/4/2009 1:30:25 PM

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