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Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:01:37 AM   
CuriousOne1970


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Status: offline 		Im soo freakin tired of havin all those little itty bitty pieces of toilet paper left on my nicely shaven pussy.  Even the expensive papers leave bits.  Have any of you ladies out there found a brand that DOESNT leave those nasty things?

How embarassin when Master wants you to drop your clothes an you got those things stickin all over you.  Yuck!
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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:06:11 AM   
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stop using TP and try baby wipes? (but do not flush!!)


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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:08:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		You can purchase moist tissues.  Andrex do them but most supermarkets do their own brands.  Or use feminine wipes.
 
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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:11:18 AM   
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stop using TP and try baby wipes? (but do not flush!!)


They make moist wipes that are flushable.  They aren't "baby wipes."  I buy them; they are much more superior to toilet paper.  A little more expensive, but worth it for those of us that are obsessed with hygiene.  Toilet paper is not adequate enough in my opinion.  If I had the money, I'd have a bidet installed. 

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:13:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		We can get TP infused with Shea Butter...it's good at staying in one piece,but soft as anything. Maybe that'd help, if you get it there.

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:22:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Cottonelle Ultra.

It doesn't leave anything behind.

I perfer the regular Cottonelle and just wipe an extra time to get the minimal paper bits it leavs behind but the cottonelle ultra was the best so far I just didn't like how it felt so I went back to the Regular stuff.

I don't know perhaps if I were to see how badly it leaves little paper bits on your pussy I would have a better suggestion. I'll be waiting for the C-Mail on that matter.

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:28:35 AM   
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I don't know perhaps if I were to see how badly it leaves little paper bits on your pussy I would have a better suggestion. I'll be waiting for the C-Mail on that matter.

Always willing to Help
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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:43:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CuriousOne1970

Im soo freakin tired of havin all those little itty bitty pieces of toilet paper left on my nicely shaven pussy.  Even the expensive papers leave bits.  Have any of you ladies out there found a brand that DOESNT leave those nasty things?

How embarassin when Master wants you to drop your clothes an you got those things stickin all over you.  Yuck!



When Popeye has to take a dump nothing beats paper towls.

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:46:05 AM   
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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:46:29 AM   
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Im soo freakin tired of havin all those little itty bitty pieces of toilet paper left on my nicely shaven pussy.  Even the expensive papers leave bits.  Have any of you ladies out there found a brand that DOESNT leave those nasty things?

How embarassin when Master wants you to drop your clothes an you got those things stickin all over you.  Yuck!



When Popeye has to take a dump nothing beats paper towls.
there is a quicker picker upper joke in there somewhere.




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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:47:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		Just be careful if you have a septic tank, as to what you flush.......otherwise little bits stuck in hidden places will be the least of your worries.

And yes, those little wipe things are the bomb.


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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:47:52 AM   
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Why aren't you supposed to flush baby wipes??
Baby wipes can clog the septic system. But some of them..especially the off brands..are so thin i can't see them clogging anything.


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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:53:12 AM   
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I use Vagasil or Lady Eve..it is a gel and you can put a dab on the paper
and then wipe..good for the behind too..
Use a 2nd swipe to get it all off or you will have a soapy... va -jj
It is cheaper than the wipes but it is good.

I like the wipes too...and now there are cucumber...vanilla etc//

also sometimes I use a washcloth..one can be used for a day..
rinse it each time..yes PEE is pure  you guys..jsut don't leave where
some poor soul trys to wash up.. I have also cut up a towel into about 20 pieces and used it one pc at a time..




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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 10:57:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		Charmin makes these travel pack things called fresh wipes to go, they have 10 largeish fresh smelling wipes and right on the package it says flushable. I love them. I always carry them in my purse.

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 11:00:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well now Aynne, there are a lot of things that are flushable (just ask my grands!!!) whether or not they will break down in the septic tank (ask the other grandparents....muah ha ha haaaa) is another thing!

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 11:01:24 AM   
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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 11:02:14 AM   
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Use a 2nd swipe to get it all off or you will have a soapy... va -jj



*laughs* Good ideas GQ plus got a good laugh, thank you.

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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 11:02:30 AM   
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evil woman...


Hey, I didn't tell them to do it. They are creative geniuses allllllllll on their own.


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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 11:05:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

evil woman...


Hey, I didn't tell them to do it. They are creative geniuses allllllllll on their own.

my evil genius flushed a rubber ducky...took hubby a few hours to fish the fucking thing back out.

You COULD suggest to the other Grandma that they make toilet seat locks (i now have one)


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RE: Really Wierd But...Best Toilet Paper? - 6/9/2009 11:07:08 AM   
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