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When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Family... - 6/11/2009 6:04:30 AM   
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Why do they do it?  I mean, one day they are happily making ice cubes that drop blissful and perfect in form and function...the next the cubes are shattered, fractured and half of it stays in the damn tray...

WHY ICE CUBE TRAY?!!  WHY?!!!

Was it something I said??
 
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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 6:08:48 AM   
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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 6:10:13 AM   
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damn it...i knew it!

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 6:13:30 AM   
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Either pour a little warm water over the tray to loosen them up or stick them in the microwave for 5 seconds to do the same.  It's what I do.  Usually they do what your describing because you over filled the tray. 

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 6:14:41 AM   
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quote:

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damn it...i knew it!

be afraid...be very afraid. They are convincing the popcycles to join in the mutiny.


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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 6:16:18 AM   
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and don't forget the frozen foods...   they're evil, I tell ya....    leaping out of the freezer to dive bomb your toes.....

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 6:23:16 AM   
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quote:

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Usually they do what your describing because you over filled the tray. 


Oh sure...it's all MY fault!

Next thing you will say that the empty box of poptarts in the cabinet is all my fault too! <sob>

*mmmm...frosted blueberry goodness*...EMPTY?!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I blame William Shatner...I do...

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 7:50:53 AM   
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I'm afraid that the worst has yet to come Otter. Hate to be the bearer of bad news but we can't forget the cookie conspiracy......one is never ever enough and the next a person knows id the package is empty, a person usually has no memory of eating them all! muhahahahahaha


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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 7:53:35 AM   
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the ice cubes and cookies are in legion with the empty gas tank on the car, even though you just filled the tank.

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 7:56:02 AM   
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Can all these ills be laid at the feet of William Shatner?  I hope we can find a way...cookie stealing bastard that he is...

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 7:58:22 AM   
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I have to give credit where it's due.  That has got to be the most original title of a thread of all time.

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 8:01:31 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I have to give credit where it's due.  That has got to be the most original title of a thread of all time.


Oh it's not just a quip Lady P...it is one small step from broken cubes to mass murder...trust me on this one...those trays have no self governance...kind of like William Shatner...cookie stealing bastard that he is...

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 8:06:26 AM   
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quote:

those trays have no self governance...kind of like William Shatner...cookie stealing bastard that he is...


Of course it is William Shatner's fault it all goes back to when he played on TJ Hooker, couple that with the fact that he is Canadian and you KNOW its his fault. All that snow and maple syrup does effect the mind after awhile.

PS I am just joking, I love Canada.

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 8:08:46 AM   
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NOOOOOO  please say it isn't so......I beg you please spare me from that fate Lashra!
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 10:23:07 AM   
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Canadians are cookie stealers?  So THAT'S what happened to the tim tams I was expecting.

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 10:27:54 AM   
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oh no...SOMEONE HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear the freezer door opening  and...and...

AUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

It is the attack of Bryers Ice Cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhey wait a minute...Rocky Road!!!

Anyone have a spoon?


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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 10:55:37 AM   
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SSSSSPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 10:57:45 AM   
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smatter Otter...the cutlery gunning for you now?

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 10:58:09 AM   
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I hear a siren's song of .... chocolate .... and cherries and supposedly socially responsible production... it's getting louder and.... and louder and and CHERRY GARCIA!! Help! help!! heeeeelllll...........

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RE: When Ice Cube Trays Go Bad and Murder Your Whole Fa... - 6/11/2009 11:00:09 AM   
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tosses hlen a spoon 

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