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Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 3:35:54 PM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		This came from my nephew, aged 17.  I can't understand why he and his pals were almost vomiting with laughter at it.  I'm feeling old as a result and need to be shown why it's funny.   Thank you for any assistance.

The joke goes:

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? 

Because they'd be ugly and smelly otherwise.

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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 3:39:17 PM   
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They're 17.


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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 4:00:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Kind of a sad commentary that their view is beauty is only found by hiding what is natural and acceptability is found in the artificial.

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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 4:26:01 PM   
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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 4:52:46 PM   
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Explanation:
They're 17.


Yup.  That's it.

Perhaps - emphasis on the word perhaps - some of them will mature enough to realize that a woman in overalls, sans make-up, kneeling in the garden with her fingers in the earth is a thousand time sexier that the artificial media constructs they have bought into as being a real woman.


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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 5:07:55 PM   
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Thank you.  What made me scratch my head was the feeling that I just wasn't "in tune" with the subtleties of gender relations amongst the Youth of Today any more.  I wondered whether this joke hinted at a new sort 'political correctness' that they felt they were defying in some very rebellious way.  Who knows?   The one thing of which I'm certain, however, is that my nephew is indeed a plonker. 

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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 6:23:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		I wouldn't worry too much.  I know I was pretty much only thinking of women and sex when I was 17.  Come to think about it, I still dream of beautiful women and sex.  I', a bit older than 17 now.

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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 7:33:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Here I was thinking it was because they've not had a serious bout of inebriation and found out the next morning what ugly and smelly really is.

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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 9:03:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Actually its an old British Joke.

A Rudie and a Gentleman are sharing a meal and discussing things. The beatnick is trying to be quizzial while also being exostential.

"Oy! you ever wonder why there are so many stars Gov?"

"Because Space is Infinite and Cosmic expance generates massive amounts of energy which result in swirling balls of heat called Stars... Infinite Space... Many Stars."

"Oy! so why then do you think there are lots of planets and only this one's got people then?"

"Because of all the things that occured millions and billions of years ago the setting was just right to support life and other planets which were either too close or too far away don't allow for that."

"Oy! so why do you think there are Blokes and Birds then?"

"Because we are a species that reproduces and if we don't have a male and female of a species then we cannot reproduce."

"Oy! so why do you think Birds wear make-up and perfume and stuff?"

"Because they are Ugly and the Smell Funny"

*** All of this is said with the British Gentleman reading froma paper and said with no emotion whatso ever and answered without a moments hesitation***

I have ALWAYS loved that joke.

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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 9:06:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		okay, now that steel fessed up i will too.  that joke has always made me laugh insanely.  (and last i checked i'm not a hormonal teenage boy)

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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/11/2009 9:08:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hahahaha!  With the whole joke in tact, it's actually pretty damned funny. 

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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/12/2009 3:55:23 PM   
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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/14/2009 9:06:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		You mean the answer isn't 23?  Darn, now I have to go back and reread it.

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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/15/2009 6:23:56 AM   
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RE: Joke I don't understand - please help. - 6/16/2009 10:40:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

The answer is always 42.

Steel


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