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Mistress -> RE: a secret bdsm group (2/12/2006 2:44:37 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth
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Has anyone heard of this secret bdsm group, that supposedly has thousands of members, slaves are traded within this group only and even have some control of the republican party?
The rest can joke if they want, but it DOES exist!
The $1 Million initiation is steep, but you can get it waived or reduced. You get a $250,000 "credit" for each slave you provide to the group. The real name of the association is only known to it's members. We recognize each other by the silver necklace (collar) worn by the slave, or the Chinese symbol for Master tattooed on the left arm of a "Grand Master". On the heart charm worn by the slave, it indicates her date of assimilation into the "group". Embedded in the silver is his/her ownership "chip" documenting the registration number, owner number, and his/her Swiss Bank account information. The banking information is for a borrowing member to transfer funds into the owners account should he want to use another members property. Fees vary depending upon how the slave will be used. If damaged or killed, the borrower is required to reimburse the owner. One of the groups rules is - "you broke you bought it!" Over the course of time that philosophy has come into common usage in antique stores but back when the group started in the middle ages it was revolutionary in retail sales.
Most of us are also members of the "Illuminati". In fact it's how I was recruited. During one of the regional Illuminati meetings I attended in NYC, a member noted my dominant personality and gave me the "test". The exam is an offshoot of the electro-psychometer or "e-meter"; but that only qualifies you. BTW - L. Ron (Coincidentally close to Enron? I think not!)L. Ron was also a member, he was a switch. There are seven other degrees, modeled on Dante's Seven Rings of Hell. They are called the "Fundamental Levels of Grandness" or "FLOGs". Achieving all seven "Grand Levels" of FLOGing is how you become a "Grand Master".
I run the risk of banishment, just disclosing as much as I have, but I feel it incumbent that the jokes stop! I'm heading to Las Vegas later today for a quarterly meeting and review, and I'll report back and let you know if Ive been given authorization to reveal anything further. I'm sure they'll refer me to the annual meeting held at the Haugue, but I'll put in the formal request. Meanwhile, if you'd like to know who REALLY killed Kennedy, cause hurricane Katrina, controls the price of oil, what really happened that night Ted ran into the water at Chappaquiddick, email me on the other side. To use a reference that one of our slaves, Lee Harvey Oswald who we sacrificed for the good of the "group"; "Bush is just a 'Patsy".
I shall now be forced to report you for disclosing all that information. The rules strictly forbid it and you are aware of the consequences.
The only information that can be shared with the public is the name of the founder, Milo Rambaldi. Born in 1444, Rambaldi was educated by monks of the Vespertine order, and until the age of 12, was self-employed as a painter, sculptor and student of the arts. Introduced to Cardinal Alexander of the Roman Catholic church, during his travels to Rome at the age of 18, he was retained privately as chief architect, consultant and prophet, when Alexander became Pope in 1492. .In equal parts prophet, mathematician and artist; scant trace was left to prove his existence, except through precious documents, most of his own creation: notably his hand-made notebooks contained detailed schematics for inventions which preceded his time.
No further information will be provided by me but a word of advice, don't dig too deep or you might put those closest to you in danger.
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