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SummerWind -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/16/2009 2:48:03 PM)
White Castle fart in church

thornhappy -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/16/2009 6:33:06 PM)
How are White Castle farts different than your garden-variety farts?

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/16/2009 6:33:30 PM)
thorn, you really dont want to know

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/16/2009 6:44:04 PM)
I DO want to know though!!

beargonewild -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/16/2009 7:04:34 PM)
One obvious thing never to do is walk up to lady S0S and ask her to sub for ya!

Level -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/16/2009 7:04:44 PM)
They can't be worse than cantalope farts, surely??

thornhappy -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/16/2009 7:07:52 PM)
I've never smelled those before! I've heard that hard boiled and dill pickle farts are pretty wicked.

Level -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/16/2009 7:30:51 PM)
Hard boiled eggs do indeed make room-clearing gas clouds. A guy I know used to give them to his pit bull.....it was so noxious I kept expecting to see someone in a hazmat suit show up.... [&:]

thornhappy -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/16/2009 7:33:20 PM)
Man, there's nothing like dog farts. I'm surprised green clouds don't come rolling out! Though I've smelled some really nasty SBVs on airplanes.

sirsholly -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/17/2009 2:33:47 AM)
you folks are sick [:'(]

lizi -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/17/2009 5:47:45 AM)
Never iron naked and then twist your upper body around to check beside you while still holding the iron....boobies and irons don't mix well.

SummerWind -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/19/2009 3:41:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy How are White Castle farts different than your garden-variety farts? If ya have to ask...... They're usually preceeded by 9 hours of mass consumption of bad things that create a toxic brew.......and some of the best stories you'll have in your life....

thornhappy -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/19/2009 3:43:55 PM)
Sounds funkalicious!

ChasingOblivion -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/19/2009 5:04:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy never scream out the wrong persons name while being banged in bed. oh oooo ahhhh yeah- more ahh- Chris yaaaaaaaaaaaaa. lights flip on " who the fuck is Chris!!! " I've actually done that. And his name was Chris [:D].

ChasingOblivion -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/19/2009 5:06:55 PM)
Once, on the way home from the Post Office when I was very very tired. I sat for 5 minutes at a stop sign (not a stop light, a stop sign) waiting for it to turn green. God only knows how much longer I would have sat there if someone hadn't pulled up behind me and honked.

fluffypet61 -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/19/2009 5:08:04 PM)
Only date guys with the same name. Then you don't have to worry. [sm=2cents.gif]

thornhappy -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/19/2009 5:26:03 PM)
Nah, just call 'em baby! Good for any occaision.

SavageFaerie -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/19/2009 5:31:51 PM)
Never go out to get the mail in 100+ temps without any shoes on. Concrete will put blisters on your feet. Whats sad I have done it more than once[8\|] edited to change words to the right ones.

soul2share -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/19/2009 11:24:10 PM)
Pull one hot cookie sheet out of an oven, set the pot holder down and turn around and grab the other one.......bare-handed! And bake with shoes on......cookie sheets dropped on tootsies isn't funny!

Vendaval -> RE: Obvious things never to do (6/20/2009 1:09:42 AM)
Get into an argument with your s/o, get raging mad, head out to a bar, get falling down drunk, pick a fight with the biggest, baddest mo-fo bouncer there, yeah the 6'4" 250 lineman from the local college football team. Spend the early hours of the morning in the ER and the next day sobering up in the drunk tank. Call your s/o and ask to be bailed out, have her serve you the divorce papers while in jail.

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