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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 5:52:42 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 5:55:22 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 5:56:09 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 5:57:09 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 5:58:58 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 5:59:39 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:01:45 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:03:53 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:07:55 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:08:42 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:10:33 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:11:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Damn, wish I'd thought of the wings.


If buffalos can have wings, why not pigs?


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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:18:36 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:46:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: babyjessica

i am a lifestyle submissive i am being severely regressed and turned into a mindless baby girl piglet and beasti whore and my owners want to do surgical modificatioons like 4 tits running down each side of my belly and a pig nose. i am nervous but i am property livestock not much i can do it is what i am.


Someone please hand him some Jergens.

(And one of those Halloween pig noses).

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:48:45 PM   
purepleasure


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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:51:44 PM   
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Someone please hand him some Jergens.


"It puts the lotion on its skin..."

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:52:38 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:53:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Damn, wish I'd thought of the wings.


If buffalos can have wings, why not pigs?


You can put wings on a pig, but will it fly?

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 6:58:03 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		aw thorny, what kind of future do you really see for this thread?  Although there hasn't been mention of a bull market... so far.

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 7:02:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: UntappdPotential

Oh lord, the puns...


Don't you mean "Oh lard, the puns"?

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