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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 7:08:01 PM   
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Damn, wish I'd thought of the wings.


If buffalos can have wings, why not pigs?



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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 7:11:07 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 7:19:59 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 7:21:43 PM   
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Oh. Lives in Ohio. That explains it.


HEY!  I LIVE IN OHIO!
 
AND MY ALTOGETHER IS JUST FINE, THANK YOU....
 
harumph... that MoGa... one of those people who probably doesn't know that chili is sposed to be eaten on spaghetti.  

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 7:25:31 PM   
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*off to do laundry and get away from this hogwash...

*blows kissees to thornalicious, our other Ohioan...

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 7:40:51 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 8:08:27 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 8:45:12 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 9:36:22 PM   
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Doubt this thread will get pulled since it was originally started in Ask a Mistress and moved here to PnRS.

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 11:24:11 PM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/15/2009 11:32:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Damn, wish I'd thought of the wings.


If buffalos can have wings, why not pigs?


You can put wings on a pig, but will it fly?




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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/16/2009 1:55:01 AM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/16/2009 2:02:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: MoGa

Oh. Lives in Ohio. That explains it.


HEY!  I LIVE IN OHIO!
 
AND MY ALTOGETHER IS JUST FINE, THANK YOU....
 
harumph... that MoGa... one of those people who probably doesn't know that chili is sposed to be eaten on spaghetti.  

Oooops, ok not ALL bad people are from Ohio..just the REALLY bad ones!

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/16/2009 3:28:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		OP...sow-eee this thread has been derailed, but the original topic was a boar.

if you do decide to have the surgery to install a pig snout on your face, make sure you have plenty of oinkment.


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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/16/2009 3:49:45 AM   
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Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner.  Oh that is what I'd really love to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, then everyone would be in love with me!!!!!!

Oh this is a baaa aaa aaad thread.

oops.  wrong animal.

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/16/2009 4:19:45 AM   
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I want to crack a joke about pork rinds, but I know we're gonna catch moderator hell any second now.....


hey now!  them's sacred ya know...

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/16/2009 4:45:45 AM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/16/2009 4:50:36 AM   
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you know very well she's busy...

playing hide the salami...

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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/16/2009 4:52:22 AM   
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RE: surgical animal transformations - 6/16/2009 5:03:06 AM   
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Status: offline 		Seeing that the OP has gone off to get 'cured' I thought I would 'beef' up the thread by 'crackling' a joke or two about pork.

There was a joke about sausages, but I cannot find the links.

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