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Aneirin -> RE: Neighbours from Hell (6/18/2009 4:16:10 AM)
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ORIGINAL: stella41b
I have a better a solution.
WHAT YOU NEED
- a jiffy pag or padded envelope
- a small piece of bubble wrap
- a piece of coloured paper
- 20-30 live bedbugs
However you don't write the message to your nfh, but to some other person (mistaken identity) but deliver it to your neighbour from hell through his letter box, with bedbugs inside the sealed envelope.
Leave the rest to the bedbugs to sort out.
A variation on the worm oil trick, I like it, but dare I do it.
Incidently worm oil I learned from an old countryman on how to deal with people who annoy. It consits of digging earth worms and enclosing them in an air tight box, over weeks the worms degrade into a really foul smelling fluid, with viscous qualities. The 'oil' is taken up with a syringe and there squirted through any orrifice onto carpet or fabric furnishings. The result a foul smell that cannot be got rid of. I can testify the smell is so bad to make one wretch, for I inadvertantly created worm oil myself when I was younger and forgot to empty my bait tin after fishing. Some weeks later the idea to again go fishing and I picked my bait tin up to find ' hello', what's in here, some fluid, I removed the lid and the smell that hit me ended up sprayed all over the garage wall, (forever, it soaked into the brick).Believe me, that smell makes one want to retch, it brings water to the eyes and a sudden loss of interest in what one was doing.
Where I last lived, somehow we got an infestation of pharoah ants, they are a pain to get rid of, but if it was, whoever it was, inadvertantly infested the whole block of apartments, everyone had the problem, including it was hoped the perpetrator, if it was that we were the target. Pharoah ants I had never seen the like before, they ignore sugar, but love meat and block anything that filters water, as it was, we filtered our water.
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