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Politesub53 -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 1:38:50 AM)
I guess my lackadaisical way of drinking coffee is like many of the threads regards submissive men. I go for the instant approach, which takes little effort and gets quick grafitication. Hangs head in shame ( and stiffles a giggle ) xxxxxxx Right back to you.

Venatrix -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 5:40:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HeavansKeeper quote: ORIGINAL: Venatrix quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie You have tits. We (males) want (your) tits. I'd be happy to give you mine, if I could. I've always wondered what it would feel like to sleep on my stomach. It's an overrated experience. So is having tits.

Andalusite -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 6:51:19 AM)
Lookie, "Hooray for boobies!" quote: ORIGINAL: HeavansKeeper Forgive them, for they mean no harm. To these men, sex is a service, and offering a service is a viable means of introduction. I am no different. I think it's a sexy fantasy. I own My Pet, body included. To be crude but efficient, she sucks what I tell her to suck. I still make her offer blowjobs in exchange for goods and services from me. Well, sure, but you already know each other and are in a relationship. If you decided to find another submissive, you wouldn't demand that she give you a blowjob in exchange for coffee on the first date, or bring up hours of oral sex in the first e-mail, right? [;)] Peon, I think a lot of guys actively are disrespectful in the sense of b) ordinary respect for a human, because they are so focused on a). sighs One guy when I told him I didn't want to see him naked or have him in my home when we hadn't even met yet or talked on the phone said that I belong on Match.com instead of here.[:'(]

LadyPact -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 6:52:44 AM)
Well! There's a shocker for Me. Is coffee really going at that high of a rate these days? I'll stick with diet pepsi. Thanks.

ITGirl68 -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 10:36:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Andalusite One guy when I told him I didn't want to see him naked or have him in my home when we hadn't even met yet or talked on the phone said that I belong on Match.com instead of here.[:'(] ::rolling eyes:: I think that referring people to match.com, eHarmony, or OKCupid may be standard for many man here (dominant or submissive) if you try to get them to address anything outside their fantasy. - Angel

HeavansKeeper -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 10:44:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact I'll stick with diet pepsi. Thanks. Pepsi...? It seems Lady Pact isn't perfect, after all.

LadyPact -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 2:13:24 PM)
HK, I know you're not just figuring that one out! LOL.

PeonForHer -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 2:29:23 PM)
It seems Lady Pact isn't perfect, after all. Them's fightin' words, Mister!

PeonForHer -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 2:36:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Andalusite One guy when I told him I didn't want to see him naked or have him in my home when we hadn't even met yet or talked on the phone said that I belong on Match.com instead of here.[:'(] Quite right, Anda. Frankly, I think men who parade around their naked bodies for all to see are just tarts and floozies. No style and no morals.

OttersSwim -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 2:46:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: Andalusite One guy when I told him I didn't want to see him naked or have him in my home when we hadn't even met yet or talked on the phone said that I belong on Match.com instead of here.[:'(] Quite right, Anda. Frankly, I think men who parade around their naked bodies for all to see are just tarts and floozies. No style and no morals. Oh thank God! I am a tart and a floozie! I thought I was just a raging poofter! [;)]

PeonForHer -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 3:08:28 PM)
How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be a poofter unless you're gay. Wearing women's clothes doesn't make you gay. It's time you accepted the truth about yourself - that you're a heterosexual, Otters. I'm sorry, but there it is.

OttersSwim -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 3:10:30 PM)
Damn it....well can I still at least be a tart and a floozie?

BKSir -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 3:18:42 PM)
Of course! You'll always be one of my favorite tarts/floozies, Otter. ;)

PeonForHer -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 3:18:59 PM)
No. You're not even British.

Venatrix -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 3:20:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim Damn it....well can I still at least be a tart and a floozie? Of course you can, Otters, and you don't even have to go farther than this thread to find an experienced male rôle model.

OttersSwim -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 3:22:54 PM)
BKSir says it, it must be true...sorry P, but he outranks you on the hierarchy scale ya'know... That is going in my sig... "I'm a tart and a floozie...and I'm not even British!" [;)]

PeonForHer -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 3:27:53 PM)
Venatrix, no-one is going to talk to you on this thread because you've been rather rude and un-grown-up recently. Please go to your room.

Venatrix -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 3:37:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Venatrix, no-one is going to talk to you on this thread because you've been rather rude and un-grown-up recently. Please go to your room. I'm sure you thought my post was about you, but I'm sorry to disillusion you. I was actually referring to PoliteSub, who is my favourite tart and floozie. You've got to admire someone who will give himself to any cup of coffee that comes around. My God, the man even admits to drinking instant. That's the caffeinated equivalent of a woman going on a date without her knickers. Do try not to flatter yourself in future, though. I fear that soon your head will not fit through any door known to mankind.

OttersSwim -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 3:39:18 PM)
"We've secretly switched Politesub's dom with Folger's Instant...let's see if he notices..." [;)]

Politesub53 -> RE: Oh, but I'll let you spank Me (6/23/2009 3:40:17 PM)
I am even a British tart and floozie Peon. [;)]

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