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KingCharlesII -> DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 6:47:03 PM)

Hey, what do you think of the atmosphere on this website?  The vibes are a bit funny, huh?  Doesn’t it seem a bit strained and artificial to you?  Okay, enough questions!

FACT: Your soul will make your brain make your body do anything.

I'll prove it to you this way:  Your confused complacent soul told your dominant brave brain to tell your submissive scared fingers to post a meaningless profile with a headline that says something like: Princess Looking For A Master; I Need A Master To Own My Holes; Dominant Daddy Can You Take Control Of Me; Mostly Curious; Just Here Looking; or I'm Only Here To Learn... and my favorite - Finding Out About Me.

The truth about you is: you're a boring, brain-locked bitch... a dumb slab of fuck-meat... a dick jism dump... a hot wet cum pig... a sexy lady cock slut... a selfish, spoiled-rotten, stubborn, wacked-out, worrisome woman with a arrogant ambivalent attitude towards men.

Yes, Daddy's Little Princess, you are so used to always having your way and doing whatever you want to do, that guess what?  You rarely will change your ambivalent mind-set even when the facts disagree with your view of the world.  That's because your insecurity - your FEAR of being cheated on by "your man" - causes you to always be looking, comparing and "shopping" for someone better than who you have.

And the sad reality is most of you women, today, right now, don't even have a man in your life.  WOW!  That fact says a lot about you and your current dumb-ass, detrimental mindset and ambivalent attitude.

Yes, spoiled-rotten, shallow, materialistic, modern, independent, cosmopolitan woman FEAR is your soul's cage, your body's jail cell, your brain's prison.

And you are famed for leaping before you look, and taking irrational, immediate, impulsive action but never thinking through what repercussions your conduct will bring.  Damn!  You are so pathetically predictable!  That is the real reason why you repeatedly in up in bad relationshit (ooops, I meant ship) after bad relationship with someone (a weak-ass Sugar Daddy wimp) you later discover you truly don't like.  Do you find yourself coming over and over again to the same simple conclusions?

FACT:  Fear is for losers.

And all the spoiled-rotten, Daddy's Little Princesses, fake-ass, pseudo-submissive women (actually they are scared, switch, indecisive, bisexual cock-teasers still wishing they were still a teenager or a little girl) that post their narcissism-motivated nonsense on this website (their pathetic profiles with their "Daddy! Daddy! Look at me!" provocative photos) are truly the best example of what a real loser is.

I'll prove it to you this way: A loser needs to attempt to prove she is somebody special to a man through words or idle chit chat (typing words and sending them anonymously) in a Chat Room or sending numerous text messages (typing words and sending a message via your cellphone).  You are really "in love" with your cellphone, aren't you?

A winner is somebody special because another smart woman acknowledges he is special through her total obedience to his verbal commands and through her long-term, unconditional and steadfast support.

A loser needs to post narcissistic, nude or semi-nude, provocative photos on a website (anonymously) to attempt to capture the attention and receive the interest (comments, invitations and/or messages) and admiration of pseudo-dominant men (also known as pathetic, pussy-whipped pretenders or weak-ass wannabes).

A winner receives numerous, unsolicited messages (containing the email address and/or telephone number) from smart women and then he chooses which ones he may allow to become a new member of his stable - his already established social network of sexy fuck sluts, if she is more than just another pretty face with a pair of big tits, that is.

Oh well, you realize I don’t know how long whatever we decide to call this will last, but I’m at a point in my life where I feel I can allow you this exclusive opportunity to surrender your stubborn will to me, open the closed door to your mind and let me come inside your life.  Don’t you want to open yourself up to this new direction in your life?  

More important than that, I admit I made a mistake.

I have to be honest with you and tell you the truth about me.  I don't know how to be fake (a phony).  Know Thyself!  I'm going to always be true to myself, even if you don't like what you read or see.  That's because I don't care what people (including you) think of me!  I'm not seeking your approval or permission!  And I'm definitely not trying to be impressive!

No, I'm not a wealthy, trust fund-feed, son-of-a-bitch born with a silver spoon in his mouth.  No, I'm not a highly over-paid, greedy, government official; nor am I a successful, soul-less, Fortune 500 corporate executive.  No, I'm not a major movie studio mogul; or a multi-millionaire, marquee movie star.  No, I'm not the owner of a major music label; or a successful, solo singer or member of a rock band.  No, I'm not an affluent professional athlete; or a iron-pumping, body builder or gym rat.  No, I'm not a male model or a handsome hunk.  No I'm not a wealthy widow's boy toy or a cougar's young fuck buddy.

And definitely, I'm not a psychopath or some insane homicidal maniac who hates women and takes pleasure in violently assaulting, injuring or abusing them.

FACT:  I am a rake... an incorrigible, impudent man.

Yes, I am a Alpha male!  Yes, I am a bitch-breaker... an emotional vampiress killer and I feel guilty about all the emotional carnage I’ve wrought.  That's because I’m a heart-breaker and a successful, sexual, selfish, and sadistic person!

Oh well, it’s not my fault women fall in love with me and want to "one-up" other women and have a long-term relationship or whatever with me.  I don’t ask them to and, frankly, most modern women just can’t keep up with my level of passion.

So that is why you should never be right and you should not make the right decision to meet me!  You must not have any attraction for or interest in me!  You had better not change your stubborn, ambivalent attitude and mindset towards me!

And you cannot CONTACT ME TO END YOUR SEARCH FOR STRENGTH and see just how much I am stronger than you are emotionally, financially, intellectually/mentally, physically and spiritually.  Here why: Daddy's Little Spoiled-Rotten Princess, your daddy definitely would not approve.  KING CHARLES II




sirsholly -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 6:50:58 PM)

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Folks...if you make it to the second paragraph without laughing your ass off, you did better than me




CarrieO -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 6:53:28 PM)

I have to recommend his post in the health and safety forum for an even bigger laugh. 

Kind of sad that he feels the need to post this nonsense.

ETA....OP, don't insult MY intelligence!




DarkSteven -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:08:19 PM)

OP, your posts thus far have used lots of caps and lots of words.  Please economize on both.




sirsholly -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:10:56 PM)

quote:

Oh well, it’s not my fault women fall in love with me and want to "one-up" other women and have a long-term relationship or whatever with me. I don’t ask them to and, frankly, most modern women just can’t keep up with my level of passion.

*blinkblink*

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!







Starbuck09 -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:19:22 PM)

 Charles You are obviously reasonably intelligent but you don't need to try and demonstrate it in this way it doesn't cast you in a great light. I cannot seriously believe that many women would be bowled over by this display of verbosity no matter how erudite.




Aylee -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:20:40 PM)

I really do not think that it is possible to insult your intelligence.  After all, that would require that you have some.





Lashra -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:21:05 PM)

Yawns...I found nothing enlightening or funny about this post so I skipped it after the first few lines.

~Lashra




sirsholly -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:22:07 PM)

quote:

KING CHARLES II
do you prefer Charlie, or Chuck?




mdr080480 -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:24:19 PM)

Saw the all caps and thought wow, I must read this. This must be important. It wasn't.

[:D]




Starbuck09 -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:26:53 PM)

 I'd also point out charles that fear is most certainly not for losers it is a very healthy emotion. It is how you cope with that emotion that is important.




WyldHrt -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:29:43 PM)

Holy crap! This guy is either the world's fastest typist, or he has this shit saved in a file somewhere [8D]




playfulotter -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:31:15 PM)

I kind of see his posting as a cry for attention as obviously women are ignoring him so he is trying to pull out all the stops and get at least a bunch of emails and not caring what the message is......Also I had a hard time making sense of anything he typed...yikes....And anyone who has a name like "King Charles" obviously has some type of Napoleonic complex which probably has nothing to do with his height.




sweetsub1957 -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:31:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KingCharlesII

Oh well, it’s not my fault women fall in love with me and want to "one-up" other women and have a long-term relationship or whatever with me.  I don’t ask them to and, frankly, most modern women just can’t keep up with my level of passion.



wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  Holy scheiss!!  I am soooooooo laughing my ass off!!!!!  The OP is so full of Himself there is no room for anyone else!!!  I read the whole thing and I still can't believe it.  Is this tirade in answer to the "I AM A BITCH" tirade justme1980 started? 
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Starbuck09 -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:34:54 PM)

What's the matter Charles not biting? Surely someone as verbose as yourself can muster up a few quick replies?




WyldHrt -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:36:01 PM)

quote:

The truth about you is: you're a boring, brain-locked bitch... a dumb slab of fuck-meat... a dick jism dump... a hot wet cum pig... a sexy lady cock slut... a selfish, spoiled-rotten, stubborn, wacked-out, worrisome woman with a arrogant ambivalent attitude towards men.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
No wonder this guy is still looking. [:D]






sirsholly -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:36:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Starbuck09

What's the matter Charles not biting? Surely someone as verbose as yourself can muster up a few quick replies?
he might be in shock that instead of falling to our knees in worship, we are laughing our asses off




girlygurl -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:38:29 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

KING CHARLES II
do you prefer Charlie, or Chuck?


He looks like a Chuck.
All together now.... lets sing the name game






Starbuck09 -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:38:33 PM)

 I find it difficult to believe that anyone could seriously be shocked that this effort didn't result in a slew of swooning women Holly.




Venatrix -> RE: DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! (6/24/2009 7:39:23 PM)

King Charles?  Isn't that a type of spaniel?




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