LaTigresse
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I need to go to the grocery store. Nothing at all in my house quick, easy and healthy. Fruit.......nada. Healthy breakfast bars.......nada. Salad fixings........nada. You get the picture.
So this morning, I dug into the back of my cupboards and found a breakfast bar that was a, barely edible, diet, piece of shit, I had bought a year or so ago. I'd eaten one, suckered a few from the box off on unsuspecting victims, and buried the box with the last two in the back. Oh well, it was healthy, and it would do. Something happened since that box went into the cupboard depths. That thing turned positively toxic. It tastes like something chemical.
I have my lunch around 11:30 most work days. And since I drove rather than carpooling, I thought I would run over to the grocery store and pick up some fruit, maybe a salad, or a sandwich, for lunch. Ah HA! They still have bing cherries on sale! So I grab a bag of those. THEN, an evil little voice, that apparently had been wakened by this effing thread, said to me "see if they have those wicked good jalapeno Cheetos at this store!" (I have discovered that they are not at all distributors of Cheetos)
Well low and behold, they did, and now I do. For lunch I had a bunch of bing cherries, a couple handfuls of jalapeno Cheetos (the rest of the bag is being ignored under my desk as I type) and one bigass Reeses peanut butter cup. (I forgot to mention I was blissfully unaware that they now make these bigass peanut butter cups in a cute little single square wrapper and leave them placed, just perfectly, at the checkout counter).
Losing weight would be much easier if I could just send a trustworthy slave to the grocery store with a list and avoid these things.
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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!
Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!
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