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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 10:05:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		It's not a curse, it's your bones!  Your family is probably pre-disposed to fragile bones that break easily.

Now me, I was the family wild-child.  I wrecked bicycles, shut my hand in car doors, got thrown off horses, wrecked a motorcycle, fell out of things and off of things, have fallen everywhere I can possibly fall, but to this day, have never broken a bone.  They're just naturally dense.. just like my boobs.....don't laugh.  That's exactly what the radiologist said about my mammogram!

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 10:53:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		It's not really the bones breaking that's pissing me off.  It's the falling, running into things, tripping over slight irregularities in pavement.  I just mentioned the family history because that's what leads me to the idea of the curse. 

My son-in-law just told me that I need to kill the newt to obtain the eye.  Apparently they don't give them up very readily.  But he did say that in order to not be wasteful that I could make newt soup out of the rest.  When I questioned if PETA was going to get all upset & protest my killing newts, he reminded me that they only tend to get upset about cute fur-bearing creatures, so I should be ok.

So, anybody know where I can find a newt?  And what exactly do they look like?  I hope it won't fight back, because if it does, I'll probably fall.

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 11:58:19 AM   
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Beyond that, balance will be improved by core exercises - Pilates or yoga.

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 12:09:57 PM   
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Linnea, you need to start by digging up the remains of the curse thrower and sacrificing a few chickens and bottles of beer. Add in same graveyard dirt, rusty nails, salt and holy water and shazam!!


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I never did believe in it.  This is just my latest theory about why this keeps happening.  It truly can't be that we are the clumsiest family on the planet, right??

Yes, it can; I've seen such run in families, Linea.



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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 12:11:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Owwiee...I have that same problem with mammograms! Talk about deep breathing exercises when the radiologist tightens the plates.

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They're just naturally dense.. just like my boobs.....don't laugh.  That's exactly what the radiologist said about my mammogram!



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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 12:24:56 PM   
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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 12:28:01 PM   
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Sheeeesh Lushy. I cannot believe you would say that here! Us'uns Subbily Wimmins is charming enough as it is

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 12:45:36 PM   
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Owwiee...I have that same problem with mammograms! Talk about deep breathing exercises when the radiologist tightens the plates.

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They're just naturally dense.. just like my boobs.....don't laugh.  That's exactly what the radiologist said about my mammogram!




Stop, you're making me cringe!  lol

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 12:52:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh god I hate those fuckers. My friends and I call that visit the smush and smear.

And why is it every woman (always a woman) that has done my mamograms drives me crazy. Do they have a special school they send these women to. "okay dear, let's get that girl up here" and similar gag inducing phrases, in that tone. Like they are talking to children. They remind me of sunday school teachers or something. Not one has had a decent sense of humour, let alone appreciate raunchy boob jokes.

Okay end of mammogram rant.

Linnaea, I haven't a clue how to help you. I am sorry. I tend to be a bit more klutzy that I would like and have the bruises to show for it. I blame it on my brain and body not always being in the same locale.

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 1:05:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Aw, poor Linnea....i can totally relate. i actually went through a period of time where i would just suddenly *fall* over for no apparent reason. i could be standing, walking, talking, reading, breathing, eating, drinking, etc., etc., etc.,  and i would just suddenly *fall* over. One time i was at this training and we were walking back to the car and i just kind of fell down and my stuff went everywhere. The most embarrassing part was that it all went everywhere and i looked so stupid. Apparently a couple of my co-workers were freaked out and they went and told me boss. Who told me and we laughed about it as i told her the reason i was late for work that day was because i had to get a tetanus shot because i had fallen on this litttle wooden decorative highchair and it broke.
My doctor was growing increasingly concerned about it. i got a couple of massages and eventually it went away....
No one else in my family falls the way i did...Although none of them knowingly possess the MTHFR gene either...
More proof of my adoption if you ask me...
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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 1:21:25 PM   
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So, anybody know where I can find a newt?  And what exactly do they look like?  I hope it won't fight back, because if it does, I'll probably fall.


Not to be insensitive to your plight but... I gave up newt wrasslin' many years ago, right after I slipped and fell on one of the amphibious spectators that came to watch our epic battle of wits.

* Wikinewtia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newt
* The friendly faces of newts: http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=newt&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 1:45:12 PM   
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Linnea, you need to start by digging up the remains of the curse thrower and sacrificing a few chickens and bottles of beer. Add in same graveyard dirt, rusty nails, salt and holy water and shazam!!




Finally, someone who understands the OP and has given me some advice I can use.  Now to book my trip to Norway to find this curse thrower.  This is especially good advice since I've never been to Norway & I've always wanted to go. 

Charm School, Lushy??  Is that what you did??  *snickersnort*

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 1:50:23 PM   
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Talk about deep breathing exercises when the radiologist tightens the plates.

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They're just naturally dense.. just like my boobs.....don't laugh.  That's exactly what the radiologist said about my mammogram!



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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 2:40:44 PM   
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When I started losing my hearing in my left ear (born deaf in the right) I found that I was more 'accidental' than usual.  It happens each time some of my hearing goes.
I'd definitely get yourself/yourselves checked out with an ENT specialist.
Then again, since eighteen I've been categorised as everything from fully hearing to profoundly deaf, the nurse told me that I couldn't be profoundly deaf as I'd heard my name being called so the results were abandoned.  Our ENT departments' technology may not be fantastic but the medical staff are great.
I'd still have it checked out.


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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 2:53:07 PM   
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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 7:51:21 PM   
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Linnea, you need to start by digging up the remains of the curse thrower and sacrificing a few chickens and bottles of beer. Add in same graveyard dirt, rusty nails, salt and holy water and shazam!!




Finally, someone who understands the OP and has given me some advice I can use.  Now to book my trip to Norway to find this curse thrower.  This is especially good advice since I've never been to Norway & I've always wanted to go. 

Charm School, Lushy??  Is that what you did??  *snickersnort*


Why? Do you find Princess lushy charming and a-muse-ing???

Itook ballet for a whole year and one time we picked numbers and I got to wear the Pink Tu tu! One of the highlights of my life as I WON. To this day I love the combo of black and pink together!!!!!

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 7:54:53 PM   
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So how does one go about neutralizing ancient curses? 


I heard that you're supposed to face to the East, tap your heels together twice and say "I neutralize thee, I neutralize thee, I neutralize thee" and Poooooof!!!!!.....it's gone.

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 8:21:55 PM   
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Why? Do you find Princess lushy charming and a-muse-ing???

Itook ballet for a whole year and one time we picked numbers and I got to wear the Pink Tu tu! One of the highlights of my life as I WON. To this day I love the combo of black and pink together!!!!!


I find you extremely charming & a-muse-ing, my Princess.  I took ballet & tap & jazz dance.  But I've checked at every truckstop I've stopped at all over the country & none of them offer ballet classes.  When I took tap, I was told that our recital would be on the back of a flatbed in a parade in San Francisco, so I quit before the recital.  LOL

Back to the subject at hand:  I was thinking today that my Uncle told me that just saying my surname in Fargo, ND would cause some rather intense reactions.  So maybe I don't have to go as far as Norway to find the curse thrower.   If anybody lives in Fargo, could you please say my name & see what happens?? 

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 8:25:41 PM   
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So how does one go about neutralizing ancient curses? 


I heard that you're supposed to face to the East, tap your heels together twice and say "I neutralize thee, I neutralize thee, I neutralize thee" and Poooooof!!!!!.....it's gone.


Isn't that how one gets back to Kansas???

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RE: How does one neutralize an ancient curse? - 6/27/2009 8:29:46 PM   
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