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NorthernGent -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 5:27:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton I'll get back to that after you tell them about my love of modernism but willingness to turn a blind eye to the treatment of people whom in Italia were called "Strega"... I've told everyone but no one's listening because you're one of the few Catholics in North East Germany. More importantly the lads have more pressing concerns since you've put your bat down and you're now crouched down outside of your crease studying a map and wondering when you're going to reach the outskirts of Moscow. The English lads are scratching their heads wondering what the fuck you're doing and you suddenly stand up and rant about it all being madness but even though you know it all end in tears you'll go along with it anyway because you're from that peculiarly German tradition of tragedy. You've brought over with you an equally stupid Captain Horner from the Rhineland who fears you and believes every word you say and is destined for the Freikorps the SA and the upper echelons of the Nazi Party: he knows the rules but is refusing to play until he's had a cup of tea without milk and a plum tart.

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 5:44:36 AM)
"I've told everyone but no one's listening because you're one of the few Catholics in North East Germany. " Uff COURSE, dumkoph! I ZOLD all zee OTHER Catholics down zee HINE River to covermy OWN tuchas! Payh ATTENSHUHN! "More importantly the lads have more pressing concerns since you've put your bat down and you're now crouched down outside of your crease studying a map and wondering when you're going to reach the outskirts of Moscow. " Bad form, Crumpet Muncher! I never mocked what YOU did vit zeh doxies in SOHO, yet you mock vaht my bat did in seh Crease uff mein sachertorte fickenbitte in the INterval during zeh Caberet! SCHWEINHUNDE! Oont ZHTOP telling your Allies about zeh rubber skirts in Russo Pusso Land I intend to get under! "he English lads are scratching their heads " Well you all have nits... don't blameyour own lads for ZAHT... ".. .stand up and rant about it all being madness but even though you know it all end in tears you'll go along with it anyway because you're from that peculiarly German tradition of tragedy." Vate vuhn toast oont dripping-eating SECOND, Fat Boy! Don't VUCK vit mein Sigfried Unt I won't fck vit your BEOWULF (wit you STOLE from us like HALF your LANGUAGE,puny boy, but vee vill leave ZAT til later...) "ou've brought over with you an equally stupid Captain Horner from the Rhineland who fears you and believes every word you say and is destined for the Freikorps the SA and the upper echelons of the Nazi Party: he knows the rules but is refusing to play until he's had a cup of tea without milk and a plum tart. " Veerefer to him as Kapitan Horny but ZAT is neither here noir zehr either.

pahunkboy -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 5:55:22 AM)
The settlers gave the indians $24 worth of beads for the Manhattan NYC... all this time we thought we got a good deal. Man how WRONG we were!!!

DarkSteven -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:01:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer . . . . For giving us in the UK Hannah fjoeken Montana. Are you still getting us back for giving you the Spice Girls? Is that what it is? Shaddup. We could have sent over Roseanne or Brittany Spears. We let you off easy.

sirsholly -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:03:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer . . . . For giving us in the UK Hannah fjoeken Montana. Are you still getting us back for giving you the Spice Girls? Is that what it is? Shaddup. We could have sent over Roseanne or Brittany Spears. We let you off easy. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:12:00 AM)
Thank god for THAT seguay. This crappy keyboard with 6 broken keys could not take one more reply in a bad Hogan's Heroes German accent. The typos were killing me... I mean the "K" key has come OFF, that's how bad this lappie keyboard is... as for whom the USA could have sent... Martin F----ng Lawrence. So, my Pommie Pals... count yerselves lucky.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:25:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton No, it's revanche (French) for that FUCKTARD Russell Brand who'd have NO fucking career at ALL if not for The Mighty Boosh (and they did an episode on THAT as you'l well recall). i actually like Russel Brand...his stand up is quite witty and funny. And... HE.IS.SMOKING.HOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! (wouldn't mind at all being stuck on a desert island with him and Noel Fielding nomnomnom) i first watched 'The Mighty Boosh' on German TV(no Russel as far as i can recall), and i remember thinking, "Somebody must be really high in the UK...." Back to Russel, i for one, am grateful for that particular import...... ~anglophile slut

NorthernGent -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:27:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton Vate vuhn toast oont dripping-eating SECOND, Fat Boy! Don't VUCK vit mein Sigfried Unt I won't fck vit your BEOWULF (wit you STOLE from us like HALF your LANGUAGE,puny boy, but vee vill leave ZAT til later...) Look General von Kleindorf......it's fairly obvious that the best possible outcome for you is Germany fighting the world so you can wallow in the tragedy of the most efficient fighting force in history being wiped out by your inferiors......which is why WW1 wasn't enough for you - you had someone to blame then.....this time you'll have no one to blame but yourselves which is exactly how you want it......and be honest here when you were sat in HQ on the Eastern Front minus a nose that had perished on the back of frost-bite and the news came through that Der Fuhrer had declared war on the United States you were ecstatic at the prospect of a war on two fronts that you couldn't possibly win.....so you could wallow in the tragedy of it all. You should be more like us......fat and effete with no more ambition than to hit a four through cover on the offside. Anyway - I'd like to nominate 50 Cent - a truly wonderful artist.

pahunkboy -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:29:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton Thank god for THAT seguay. This crappy keyboard with 6 broken keys could not take one more reply in a bad Hogan's Heroes German accent. The typos were killing me... I mean the "K" key has come OFF, that's how bad this lappie keyboard is... as for whom the USA could have sent... Martin F----ng Lawrence. So, my Pommie Pals... count yerselves lucky. Go into windows settings- there is an onscreen keyboard. In case you need it. As to the person you mentioned- I don't know who that is.

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:30:17 AM)
Boosh season 2 (maybe 3) has an episode about wankers stealing Noel's thunder and style. Guess who it's kinda directed towards? /wink Noel is a GAZILLION times more original, varied and funny on all levels than Brand-Name. And backratted hair is just so "follower".

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:31:51 AM)
wait... pahunk, you managed to escape MARTIN LAWRENCE? \ HOW, you lucky fucking BASTARD? HOWWWWWW?????

NorthernGent -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:32:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp Back to Russel, i for one, am grateful for that particular import...... There's a strange thing with British exports to America. They tend to be people that aren't particularly popular here. I think Americans have a certain view of England that probably accounts for 3% of our population. The Office and Blackadder don't go down well in the US - which is British comedy at its best - yet Eddie Izzard is appreciated over there. All back to front in my opinion - different values I suppose.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:33:15 AM)
You must admit that last post was kinda scary...it seems very ..teengirlmagazinish...lol i actually had a flashback of 6th grade taping covers of 'Tiger Beat' and 'Right On' on my wall......

lronitulstahp -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:38:50 AM)
quote: The Office and Blackadder don't go down well in the US They went over very well with me. Blackadder was a staple on PBS in NY when i was growing up...that, 'Butterflies' 'Are You being Served' 'Man About the House' 'Keeping Up Appearences' 'Fawlty Towers'...my Friday and Saturday late night fix. And i still can't bear to watch the American version of 'The Office'...though i've seen it have some funny moments, it's just not the same. Though i will admit and lose all credibility with the following....i was a fan of 'Footballer's Wives'...so there you have it; my dirty little secret. eta....Don't judge me people!!!!!!

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:39:37 AM)
(GRUMBLES while going back into character...) "Look General von Kleindorf......it's fairly obvious that the best possible outcome for you is Germany fighting the world so you can wallow in the tragedy of the most efficient fighting force in history being wiped out by your inferiors...." Oont VICH zection uff Europe gave us Venus in Furs, hmmmm? Vas it, oh, I dunno, PRUSSIAN PANZIELAND??? I INVENTED zeh non-zelf-acczepting zubbie-boy masochist stereotype, BulldogBoy! Vaht, who do YOU think did, zose Partizan "can't make a fucking Pizza" Greeks? (although zey invented Lesbos oont Sapphos zoh vee can't complain TOO much...) OOnt Blackadder Zeeson 2 vas zeh BEST zing Britain EVER created apart from Barbara Windsor's hairbrush needing BumBum.

NorthernGent -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:41:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp They went over very well with me. I stand corrrected then. quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp Though i will admit and lose all credibility with the following....i was a fan of 'Footballer's Wives'...so there you have it; my dirty little secret. It doesn't get dirtier than that. No furiously scrubbing yourself in the shower afterwards - where you must indulge you must pay the price.

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:45:12 AM)
Oont if you DON'T behave, Vihnstuhn, you KNOW zaht OUR scientists vent over to yankeeland after zeh "not zoh grand finale". Oont zey have VEYS uff making you vatch zeh VORST yankee export, if you do not be a goot Kinder. HARPER'S ISLAND (you may now take a moment to shudder from that threat)

pahunkboy -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:46:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton wait... pahunk, you managed to escape MARTIN LAWRENCE? \ HOW, you lucky fucking BASTARD? HOWWWWWW????? I try to tune out the nonsense. I dont allow a TV into the house. A year back I cut that cord. I went thru the whole of the 90s the same way. Then in 2000 picked up TV, dropped it - now, I find it insulting. So I vote with my feet and my $. Ever see American TV, yikes. Pathetic. You can barely FIND the content... due to commercials, sound booms, nero ligbuistic programming- and so on. Easy fix tho. But if there is decent talent- I would love to link to it.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:51:17 AM)
i adored BladderII...and i think it's part of my affinity for Russel. i actually, in all my girlhood lustiness, thought Rowan Atkinson in tights was hot. There's something about a man dressed like a Tudor.... (BTW posthumous Birthday shout-outs to King Henry VIII!!!!) But i forgot "Ab Fab"... we owe the Brits thanks for that. [sm=applause.gif]

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Thank you Americans (6/28/2009 6:51:54 AM)
no harshing the buzz pahunk [;)]

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