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Toxic ass - 6/28/2009 5:11:06 AM   
odioustoad


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Ok, so last night my date and I were enjoying an adult moment, and all of a sudden he rips this toxic fart.  You know the kind.  Loud at first, deadly, about 15 seconds later.  Not only did it kill the mood, it killed a houseplant (even though it was silk to start with), and there was a goldfish belly up in the aquarium this morning.

Has this happened to anyone  else?

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/28/2009 5:13:26 AM   
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I never had the pleasure...


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RE: Toxic ass - 6/28/2009 5:18:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		maybe you should ask the lads if they've been GUILTY of this, toadoloadomassiveattack.

I mean, MAYYYYYYBE I've let loose with a "paint-peeler"  at the wrong moment.

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/28/2009 9:43:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh ODI!!  That is just sad and wrong.  Was he suitably sad?  Did he replace the plant?

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/28/2009 12:26:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		after a few pieces of curry sauce pizza, and a few beer,I've been known to randomly unleash evil upon the world, And unfortunately it's squelched quiet a few moments too.... Maybe not so much the smell, but the dutch oven and giggling there after

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/28/2009 12:33:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		But the real question is, how far did he blow the butt plug? Did Mrs Mahoney upstairs know what that was that blew threw the floor and killed Snoofy?
 
 

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/28/2009 12:37:45 PM   
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RE: Toxic ass - 6/28/2009 12:41:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Killing the silk plant, that's whole new level of stankass.  Bonus points given for the goldfish.

I've heard rumors that people've had this happen whilst giving/getting oral sex.

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/28/2009 12:43:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: odioustoad

Geezuscriminy!

Ok, so last night my date and I were enjoying an adult moment, and all of a sudden he rips this toxic fart.  You know the kind.  Loud at first, deadly, about 15 seconds later.  Not only did it kill the mood, it killed a houseplant (even though it was silk to start with), and there was a goldfish belly up in the aquarium this morning.

Has this happened to anyone  else?


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RE: Toxic ass - 6/28/2009 12:52:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


Mine smell like roses, in a mulch pile




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RE: Toxic ass - 6/30/2009 4:27:55 PM   
FourQ


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Status: offline 		I must confess, I've had a couple in my time that would make your date's smell like air freshener!

When I've had a bug of sorts the lads at the office used to ask if I've "died but not read the e-mail".

Believe me, you don't want to be around me when I've been detoxing or when I'm unwell.


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RE: Toxic ass - 6/30/2009 4:44:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		No, but an ex of mine cut one whilst lying down on the couch with me. Unfortunately, my face was right about mid-back on her. SBD doesn't quite cover it.

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/30/2009 5:26:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Jumpin Jehosophat, Odi!!! I didn't know you were out with Daddy last night! DAMMIT, I could have gone along and had some fun too!

  And it's most anything, that can give Him some deadly ones, bad enough to bring a tear to my eyes and stop the breathing. But good Lord above, draft beer and eggs are among the worst. He's ripped a few that have the cats running for the door. Me, I'm not allowed that luxury though I do try to find excuses to go do the dishes, maybe laundry upstairs, make the bed - HEY LOOK! It's 11 pm and the sheets need changing. NOW.

Some other culprits are broccoli, lots of veggies, pop, breathing...... 


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RE: Toxic ass - 6/30/2009 5:28:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		I had a dog who'd fart so loudly he'd wake himself out a sound sleep, dash across the room and look back at me as though *I* did it.

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/30/2009 5:53:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		This one I will never forget.  I was doing a little trampling play with clip, and as I stomped on his stomach, he let one go.  The poor boy couldn't help himself and there was no help for either of us shortly thereafter.  I laughed so hard that I couldn't tell if they were tears of laughter or from the stench.  Just thinking about that one has Me laughing so hard that tears are in My eyes again.

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/30/2009 6:06:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Loki45

I had a dog who'd fart so loudly he'd wake himself out a sound sleep, dash across the room and look back at me as though *I* did it.


Yeah, it was the dog



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RE: Toxic ass - 6/30/2009 6:22:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		That reminds me of something my grandmother told me about bending over to feed the cat and shooting the canary...

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/30/2009 6:32:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		oh my goshhhhhhhhhhhh...you guys are killing me.......i remember when my brother *rest in peace*..when he was young my dad and him were in a sleeping bag and my dad let one off..got out quickly and pulled it shut with only my brother and my dads air...

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RE: Toxic ass - 6/30/2009 7:28:20 PM   
Loki45


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ORIGINAL: LadySweetOrSour
Yeah, it was the dog


On that occasion, it was. Though he still knew who the 'true power' was in the house. Anytime I had just the right meal......it would *not* pay to have a nose with the strength of a dog.


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