yourMissTress
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Joined: 6/14/2005 From: Nashville, TN Status: offline
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Caitlyn, sweetie, come sit by me. We can be our own group. The one that showers at least once daily and expects our partners to do the same. *****WARNING*****UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT*****oh, and it's probably not going to sound all nice and sweet... Men: I like to look at you when you are all sweaty and working hard and macho-manly-kinda-dirty. I like to see the sweat dripping from you when you are chopping wood, working in the yard, playing sports...but unless I was helping you work hard, work out or play that sport... I DO NOT WANT TO TOUCH YOU LIKE THAT, nor do I want you to touch me. I spent a whole lot of time showering, powdering, moisturizing, fixing my hair and putting on perfume and make up. I don't want to do it again just because you slimed me. And if I can smell your ass? OMG...I don't even want to think about that, say it with me EEEEEEWWWWWWW. Women: There is no woman that's even remotely sexy to me if she smells like ass, pits, or unwashed cunt (yep, I said it, if I need to elaborate I will). I will gag and possibly vomit at the sight/smell of your hair that hasn't been washed in long enough time to make it stringy and oily. The ONLY person that looked good with dirty hair was Kurt. He's dead, so's the look. And the effect that uncleanliness has on your face? ok, I'm gagging now, I'm not going there. and to ALL: BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!! a lot. Brush when you wake, after you eat (yes sparky, that means all meals and snacks), before you go to bed, and by all means USE those breath mints people, it's not just a neat fad!!! OH, and if you are ever in doubt...brush those teeth again. Your teeth are your friends, you want them for a long time. FLOSS! FLOSS! FLOSS! Spinach isn't the only thing that is unattractive when stuck in your teeth or all gunked up in the gaps by the gums...ok, I gotta stop here too. I personally like perfume, I have changed my scent 4 or 5 times in the last 20 years, I spend a lot of time experimenting and trying out different scents and don't wear just any ole thing. I don't like to be drenched in it, I don't want you to smell as though you marinated in Old Spice. I do want you to smell clean and inviting. It should be pleasant, not an assault to the senses.
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Tress "If you have to tell people that you are a lady, you are not." My Grandmother
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