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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 7:58:33 PM

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uhm....uhhhh...erm......*hides behind couch*

I know I am overdue for a beating but not this way.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 9:18:41 PM

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And of course, if you fed someone chili and told them if they farted you WOULD beat them, that has promise...I think doing a scene like that would be a gas! Expanding on that idea sounds like a hoot. Or one could do that and then take someone to a fancy party and force them to hold it all in or even command them to let go.

Hmmm, good thing they only let me out on weekends now...

Please try to avoid any fire play during the above scene....

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/1/2009 11:57:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke

I was out with a sub the other night and she farted at a no so appropriate moment....She just tried to laugh it off....I was completely offended....

I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior.

Bodily functions however unexpected are hardly rude and inappropriate. What a completely asinine attitude to have about something so silly. If someone farting completely offends you, you have serious issues

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 12:07:16 AM

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Well actually this is the place for Random Stupidity......................

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 4:09:19 AM

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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Thorny, he is FLUFFY...FLUFFY I tell you!

*whistles non chalantly*

Huh? I didn't say anything...

Hi BSB (great new photo by the way)

Where I come from, Fluffs ARE Farts.

"Oh! Pardon me!"
"Why what happened?"
"I fluffed."
"You what?"
"shhhhh I fluffed"
"What the heck is "fluffing"?"
*whispers... "I farted."
"YOU FARTED! Oh, so WHEN YOU SAY YOU FLUFFED YOU really FARTED."

sigh...

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 6:12:19 AM

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this guy should be beat.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 6:21:09 AM

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Wow....wow......WOW!

I am just not sure what to say at this point.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 6:44:15 AM

purepleasure

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A speechless dominant?

is that good or bad?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 7:03:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

queefing only happens if he's done it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

PP, you're sooooo nasty! Pull my hair?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 8:23:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke

Wow....wow......WOW!

I am just not sure what to say at this point.

Well, what did you expect, DLS? This IS P&RS after all.....

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 8:38:31 AM

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Once upon a time, drainage pipes for farm fields were made of clay. Often you could find pieces broken off.

The local boy scout troop used to get the pieces, fart into them, and light 'em up.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 8:40:43 AM

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wrong. just wrong.......

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 9:32:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke

Wow....wow......WOW!

I am just not sure what to say at this point.

A. You're speechless. Our work here is done.
B. Your sigline "One person's drama is another's comedy...." says it all.

Have a nice day.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/2/2009 9:42:17 PM

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No. But I'm gonna beat you if you keep flatulating in my house (or on the dog's head!)!!

But seriously, this is blowing my mind that there are people who are taking this thread seriously enough to send you scathing PM's! Yes I'm going to sleep now.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 3:47:02 AM

purepleasure

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scathing pm's over farting?

what's up their ass?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 3:56:31 AM

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I don't know... If it's a first time, I'd probably let it go with a warning of sorts, not to be crude in public. My pet belched rather obnoxiously in public once, and didn't excuse himself. That got a rather stern talking to for him, letting him know that he sounded like a barbarian and completely uncouth, crude, crass, rude redneck. Since then, he's been very well behaved. That was public however.

If you're talking about the bedroom, well, things happen to the best of people. Just how life is. Like it or not, your sub is only human, and so are you. I'm pretty sure it wasn't on purpose, and really, when all is said and done, it is pretty damn funny. I've been in that situation, on both sides of the gas delivery service... Welcome to life. The body is not always as agreeable as we wish it was.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 4:21:35 AM

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i am more amazed by that than offended...that guy has some talent

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 5:16:18 AM

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ORIGINAL: bluefireeyez

i am more amazed by that than offended...that guy has some talent

will you be going to see him "in concert"?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 5:20:54 AM

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Years ago hubby and I were hanging out with a few close friends for a weekend. Our hostess was having some intestinal distress. She was flatulating throughout the afternoon, and was extremely embarrassed about it. Her efforts to control her farts gave them a rather musical quality. It got the rest of us to giggling a bit. It was just so cute the way she'd toot, blush, apologize, blush some more...

At some point in the evening, the discussion turned to lighting farts on fire. We'd all heard of this, of course, but only one of us had actually seen it done and some were skeptical of some of the stories we'd heard. It was clear that the hostess was uncomfortable with this topic, and it turned out she had good reason to be. The fellows wrangled her up, stripped her down, tied her ass-in-the-air onto the bondage table and got a lighter. They tickled her to induce her to lose control and lit her farts on fire. I don't think that I've ever seen a face so red in my entire life. Even the hostess had to admit that it was a hoot.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 6:57:45 AM

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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

No. But I'm gonna beat you if you keep flatulating in my house (or on the dog's head!)!!

But seriously, this is blowing my mind that there are people who are taking this thread seriously enough to send you scathing PM's! Yes I'm going to sleep now.

Well. .. when I first read the OP, I did not realize who had written it. . . DLS has changed his pic. It was not until later that I realized that it was intended to be as a joke. Too many Kevin threads lately is what I blame it on.

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