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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 8:01:39 AM   
lusciouslips19


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Thorny, he is FLUFFY...FLUFFY  I tell you!


*whistles non chalantly*

Huh? I didn't say anything...


Hi BSB (great new photo by the way)

Where I come from, Fluffs ARE Farts.

"Oh!  Pardon me!"
"Why what happened?"
"I fluffed."
"You what?"
"shhhhh I fluffed"
"What the heck is "fluffing"?"
*whispers... "I farted."
"YOU FARTED!  Oh, so WHEN YOU SAY YOU FLUFFED YOU really FARTED."

sigh...



If queefing is the act of the queef, than quafed would be past tense?

You may have fluffed but at least you didnt quaf!

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 8:13:28 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 9:18:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		Beating a sub for farting. im sorry Ma'am but that would really be taking the piss. Laughs
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 9:58:21 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/3/2009 10:09:53 AM   
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In days of yore (before DVRs) I used to watch it with the closed captioning turned on so I didn't miss any dialogue.  Rygel was in a courtroom and getting a wee bit stressed.

He let fly with one of his specials, and the CC said [flatulating], instead of [farting].  I laughed myself silly.

as an aside....If you like watching "The Boys in Company C" (wildly profane), just turn on the closed captions.  Every single profanity is spelled out in text, but blanked in the audio!

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 12:01:39 PM   
DaddyLongStroke


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Status: offline 		Guys, I wasn't joking....seriously.....

I was just sooo pissed off that the first thing that came to my mind was "holy fucking shit....this bitch needs to get beat"


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 2:57:55 PM   
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Guys, I wasn't joking....seriously.....

I was just sooo pissed off that the first thing that came to my mind was "holy fucking shit....this bitch needs to get beat"


this is disturbing...


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 3:07:37 PM   
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Guys, I wasn't joking....seriously.....

I was just sooo pissed off that the first thing that came to my mind was "holy fucking shit....this bitch needs to get beat"


You were angry??? 
 
Most of us know it is NOT the time to scene, correct or discipline anyone when angry!!!   Never, ever strike out when angry.
 
Besides, you can't stop a fart.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 3:11:29 PM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 3:15:37 PM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 3:17:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		DLS,  she probably should have excused herself, ran outside and farted, and then resumed whatever activity was going on pre-fart.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 3:19:58 PM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 3:21:20 PM   
fluffypet61


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 7:57:04 PM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 8:01:52 PM   
fluffypet61


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Status: offline 		  So which part were you "joking" about?

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/6/2009 8:52:09 PM   
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ok...I was really joking....


I don't know why, but I don't believe you.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/7/2009 3:44:59 AM   
sirsholly


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Guys, I wasn't joking....seriously.....

I was just sooo pissed off that the first thing that came to my mind was "holy fucking shit....this bitch needs to get beat"

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ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke

ok...I was really joking....


oh really???????

You are dangerous, and i hope any sub you contact reads this thread then tells you to f**k off.


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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/7/2009 6:23:21 AM   
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ok...I was really joking....


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Guys, I wasn't joking....seriously.....

I was just sooo pissed off that the first thing that came to my mind was "holy fucking shit....this bitch needs to get beat"



Was he or wasn't he? Does anyone REALLY want to take a chance to find out?  Man, you have serious issues, get help sooner rather than later.

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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/7/2009 6:27:55 AM   
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RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? - 7/7/2009 6:38:48 AM   
VirginPotty


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I think EVERY sub should stay away from him since he can't seem to make up his mind if he was kidding or not. Hate to hear him say that as they haul him away for beating someone within an inch of her life cuz she burped!

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