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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/7/2009 6:33:41 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/7/2009 6:40:21 PM   
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*ahem*  bar wench??????  *waves a gold dubloon in the air*

I'll take another tankard of dark rum and whatever Lady P wants.
*bites downinto coinage* That's gold a'right!!!!! *Saunters saucily to the back swinging my bar towel and humming this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCISSGjcHL4 * 'ere ya go me foine gennelman*hands bear his dark rum smuggled in fresh* m'Lady*hands LP a glass of Rum and Pepsi-lite drops coinage in me cleavage*


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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/7/2009 6:44:47 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/7/2009 6:54:47 PM   
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*gropes tulip before sauntering over to Lady P's table*
Sir, i'll have you know that is non-consenual sexual harassment!!!!!!!!!!!
 
How much do i owe you?????

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/7/2009 7:48:33 PM   
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*gropes tulip before sauntering over to Lady P's table*
Sir, i'll have you know that is non-consenual sexual harassment!!!!!!!!!!!
 
How much do i owe you?????


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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/7/2009 8:28:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

*gropes tulip before sauntering over to Lady P's table*
Sir, i'll have you know that is non-consenual sexual harassment!!!!!!!!!!!
 
How much do i owe you?????


If you want, I'll wear my kilt for ya!

Still trying to wear things???? How Victorian ...*yawn* i likes m'bear in da buff!!!!! We have no need for clothing and other such fripperies m'Lud...

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/7/2009 9:59:38 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/7/2009 10:04:24 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/8/2009 3:02:35 AM   
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RUGBY is football, yank gridiron is FOOTBALL


Half right there HPH , yank gridiron is a puffs game ... ... Jus' warmin' up

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i beg to differ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcTkHv-RFvc

as much as i love to watch the footy at my proper pub....the NFL is nothing to blow your nose at, my friend.
 


In "ye british pub" this game is only allowed to be shown once a year when you get a "Soupbowl" for some reason, on these rare occasions it is traditional for us to take the piss out of all the girly "protection" and helmets that get worn ... I mean ! ... not ONE caulliflower ear in sight !!! and even neutralising of opponents by grabbing their bollocks is obstructed ! ... where's the fun in it ???



(edited to note ... NO, I'm not trying to encourage Bear to take a sudden and dramatic interest in Rugby !)

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/8/2009 2:38:50 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/8/2009 3:07:24 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/8/2009 7:49:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		Also, what is the normal dress for bar maids.  On Youtube i'm seeing a lot of tee shirts or polo shirts. 

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/8/2009 7:53:14 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/8/2009 8:02:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		There's not much skin showing in that one.  i was hoping i could slide the top off my shoulders some or show some clevage. 
 
Oh, well, it's definitely not British Pub 2009, right?

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/9/2009 2:59:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		1. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

5. More was seen through a sternlight screen
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
 

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/9/2009 3:21:43 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/9/2009 4:56:57 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/9/2009 5:05:35 PM   
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We have no need for clothing and other such fripperies m'Lud...
what the hell is a frippery?

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/9/2009 5:07:20 PM   
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do y'all have anything for headaches that aren't alcohol induced?
*pulls the plug on the jukebox to ease AngelEyes' headache*

Here's two Tylenol, Sweetie


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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/9/2009 6:15:45 PM   
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I was over in odd one out... I had a couple of thoughts.

*Tequila by the way.  It makes me all latina and amorous... Ok where was I...

Oh yeah, odd one out.  So hook me up people.  When did my brain cells fall out of my head?  Fricking periodic table questions!  Matter, time, space (and not even the Star Trek kind).  I mean dang.  I was good with the Gilbert and Sullivan operas and the Jackson / Osmond brothers (Jay... oooooooo) ... yeah, right... anyway so there's the whole science geek scene over there.  So yeah... who knows the chemical ven diagram thingy of tequila? 

*And just leave the fricking bottle, a cut up lime, and bear, if I get hair between my teeth from the body shot thing, dude... you are seriously... I'm taking your rum and making mojitos.

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