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HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 8:05:08 AM)
BODDIES! AH LUVS ME SOME BODDIES! AH WANTS THREE PINTS OF BODDIES RIGHTS NOWWWWW!

UglyTruth -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 8:05:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UglyTruth I think I'll have a pint of Boddingtons. Heh. Apparently, having a pint of Boddingtons is what made me Kinky.

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 9:01:25 AM)
(Perhaps they should include that idea in the ads?) If it makes people kinky it simply has to be permanently on tap in this Pub. In fact any drink "coming with a creamy head" is likely to move well too Pirate

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 9:17:39 AM)
Or just making any head creamy is also good :-)

fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 9:21:01 AM)
What will you gents have with your pints?

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 9:26:19 AM)
A good head.

fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 9:47:36 AM)
The scullery maid gets down on her knees, lifts up a corner of the gent's kilt and starts to fondle and suck. ...that's not what you meant???

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 10:10:51 AM)
Damn we're gonna get busy once word gets 'round of how "obliging" the service is [sm=evil.gif] Pirate

KMsAngel -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 10:14:47 AM)
what about us wimmins? specially if we don't drink beer with or without a head? what have you got that'll help me sleep? [8\|]

fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 10:17:00 AM)
Is that a good thing? [btw, someone please teach me how to talk and behave like a British Pub barmaid?]

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 10:47:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel what have you got that'll help me sleep? [8\|] A recording of the"queen's" christmas speech should do the trick (we recorded it for the regulars but thought better of showing it since if they all fell asleep the tills would be light), It is known to work very rapidly in most cases. Pirate

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 10:53:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fluffypet61 Is that a good thing? [btw, someone please teach me how to talk and behave like a British Pub barmaid?] Yes [btw, you're doing just fine] Slaps fluffypet FIRMLY on the rear, since being all shrewd and Piratey does not always attract quick service as much as a slap and tickle. Pirate

fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 10:55:26 AM)
[rubs her rear] Yes? you wanted something.

rideemwet -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 11:19:39 AM)
Hmm, what can I get to nibble on around here?

GreedyTop -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 11:19:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel what about us wimmins? specially if we don't drink beer with or without a head? what have you got that'll help me sleep? [8\|] c'mere, darlin.... I have just the cure..

fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 11:25:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rideemwet Hmm, what can I get to nibble on around here? Spitroast Gammon Fish & Chips Chicken & Mash

LadyPact -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 1:35:43 PM)
If CM were a British Pub....... I'd offer to buy a round for Eleven, Sixteen, and VidAdmin, just so we could settle those places we don't see eye to eye. As the movie goes: "Can't we just settle this ov'r a pint?"

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 7:12:26 PM)
And in the mean time...I'll sit quietly and demurely at my table sipping on my rum.

fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/13/2009 8:07:14 PM)
Anybody over here need another pint or some food? The music will start soon. We have some local musicians who want to try out their act.

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/14/2009 7:14:28 AM)
leaves several gold coins on the table for the bar wenches and owner before fading away with the disappearing shadows

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