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beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 4:03:34 PM)
humpf...what can I say, I'm Canadian [:)] Maybe I'll take my pint and have a chat with philosophy.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 4:11:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy Well we DO need a ghost ... Pirate Hi, Jonnie... Just wondering... does this ghost have to be a male ghost? If not, i'd like to volunteer for this. Or, maybe Darcy's idea of us subly ones being a table would work for me, if the ghost position is filled. [:D]

philosophy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 4:11:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy quote: ORIGINAL: philosophy .....i want to be the pub philosopher. Sit me at the bar with a supply of egg sarnies and guiness at lunch time, and a few glasses of a nice malt scotch at night [:D]....oh and a copy of the Guardian....and a pen.......so i can do the crossword [:)] You already are ... philosophise that .......... (over a Laphroaig or two ?) [sm=evil.gif] Pirate Make it Talisker and you're on [:D]

philosophy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 4:12:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild humpf...what can I say, I'm Canadian [:)] Maybe I'll take my pint and have a chat with philosophy. ......mine's a guiness [:)]

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 4:45:26 PM)
Hey barmaid....a pint of Guiness for my friend here and I'll have a pint of Stella.That's a Stella Artois beer grinz

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/2/2009 6:51:05 PM)
are the bouncers n Brit pubs all yugoslav and Greek the way they are here in Oz?

Vendaval -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 2:14:10 AM)
A bunch of the bouncers in my city are either athletes on the college football team or regulars at the kick boxing academy.

stella41b -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 2:35:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Hey barmaid....a pint of Guiness for my friend here and I'll have a pint of Stella.That's a Stella Artois beer grinz I was wondering about that.

KMsAngel -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 3:09:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop as long as you're only 'jolly rogering' ME [:D][;)][:D][;)] sigh [&o] hey, what's an angel to do in a pub?? is there any role for moi?

Phoenixpower -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 3:13:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy NO (shhhhhh .... the pubs that look SHUT after 12 are the best ones to be in when they're still serving) Tradition ... do dontcha know ! Pirate ANOTHER odd british tradition???[8\|][8\|][8\|] Nope...don't know that and...don't wanna know that, for me that sounds dodgy [8\|]

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 5:29:03 AM)
i can't believe nobody's ordered the full English breakfast this morning....business must be shit.

sunshinemiss -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 5:41:46 AM)
I'll have that... complete with fried tomatoes. Oh man, Bangers and all... ohhh have mercy that sounds great!!! I used to get a full English breakfast every weekend after going out dancing all night on the weekend. There was an English restaurant down the road. Ohhhh yeah, that was some seriously good food! And please send that hot tulip by to show me her... business.

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 6:19:49 AM)
scoops some extra black pudding on your plate, lowers already obscenely low cut blouse, pours fresh OJ, and black tea, cream sugar, brings tray out to table Voila! (that's traditional Norman-speak for " 'ere ya go luv") Can i get you ennifing else dearie? ~black pud'n

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 6:36:55 AM)
*lifts a bleary eye and looks around......takes a sip from mug and begins drunkenly singing" me eyes de shine hic like the diamo..hic yea think she'd be queen of da landddddddd her hair hung...hic..ooovvvVVVVeeeeerrrrrr her shoulders....hic tied up up and a ......beltch....black leather bandddddddddd......burpppp, 'cuse me

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 6:41:54 AM)
Something tells me the morning drunk has arrived......

missturbation -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 6:46:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ Jonnie, I disagree, the traditional British pub has no use of a juke box as most of the time there's a ceilidh playing. The Tudor beams across the ceiling would have people hanging from them. The well stocked single malts would be largely ignored in favour of Jack Daniel's. It would be in a quiet village miles from anywhere so that we have some privacy. The landlord's plaque would have engraving to add the letters a, s, t and e above the Mr. Of course Asher and/or myself would have to link the CCTV cameras to the net so that people could observe from afar. MissT would have to manage the place of course. I reckon this could work. What's your thoughts? ETA: I reckon it should be called "The Collared Wench" With pleasure xx [:D] Something ya all missed in a traditional pub would be smoking. It has to be smoky as hell otherwise it'll smell like they do now, stale beer and farts !!

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:03:35 AM)
Well 8 pages into this thread, we finally got a proper manager...Whew! i was beginning to think i'd invested unwisely. MissT...can you get this place in order? As it was, i've only sold one brekkie, and some hairy Canadian is hanging 'round the place burping sea shanties....is there hope?

GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:08:47 AM)
[:D]I'll have my toast in those little stand up toast things with Robertons's jam....and mushrooms on the side..with my toad in a hole...and strong tea with lots of sugar..pls.. oh and how many daughters can the pub owner have??..I want to be one..that comes out from the back and pretends she doesn't realize she has no panties on when she bends over.. She's looking for more than "a meat and 2 veg..." oh and don't forget all..AFTER WORK TODAY... to BUY YOUR ROUND... and bring your bawdy jokes... GQ oh and the MAD MAX tour of local sites leaves at 3 today..be on the bus ..3 sharp!!

Rainfire -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:09:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation With pleasure xx [:D] Something ya all missed in a traditional pub would be smoking. It has to be smoky as hell otherwise it'll smell like they do now, stale beer and farts !! Of course, if we're still smelling the farts WITH the smoking, we gots problems.... And i'll have tea and crumpets for brekkie please, with a poached egg! (Wait - if I'm a serving wench, do I have to serve myself?) [&:]

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:13:07 AM)
Got to grab me one of those full breakfasts ... Yum ! (bubble and squeak, extra plack pud and some fried bread on top) Now ... I'd better carry out the obligatory DAILY quality control on the cider (purely professional of course) [;)] Pirate

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