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HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:16:25 AM)
where's my strumpet crumpet?

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:18:22 AM)
We need more servers....according to where you are in the world it's either time to start dinner or lunch prep.wink i'm slicing cheese, and onions and frying up some pate for the ploughman's....we need kitchen staff! T'ain't proper what, a Yank cooking all this food. i'm bound to throw ketchup on something....[8\|]

Rainfire -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:19:02 AM)
[sm=flash.gif] Right here, HPH!!!!! (see, holly - i gots them!) [sm=tongue.gif]

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:19:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon quote: ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy Well we DO need a ghost ... Pirate Hi, Jonnie... Just wondering... does this ghost have to be a male ghost? If not, i'd like to volunteer for this. Or, maybe Darcy's idea of us subly ones being a table would work for me, if the ghost position is filled. [:D] The more ghosts the better (good for attracting American tourists you see) Mind you, if you're a ghost ... being a table too might be a touch unpopular with the punters when they put their drinks down on you and they fall straight through you onto the floor ! Pirate

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:23:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rainfire [sm=flash.gif] Right here, HPH!!!!! (see, holly - i gots them!) [sm=tongue.gif] Hey bar wench.....while you're up.....draw me up a mug or two of rum eh. swats wench on rump to get her moving faster

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:25:15 AM)
Damn, i gotta get outta thie kitchen...the damned barmaid's having all the fun....[&o] ~utterly swattable tulip

sunshinemiss -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:26:55 AM)
SWAT!

HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:28:47 AM)
/licks lips Now DAT wuz some TASTY nooks and crannies! didn't even need no marmalade!

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:29:48 AM)
Yeeeowieee!rubs bottom Guess that means that brekkie did the trick....goes back to the safety of the kitchens next time....warn a sista! adores sunshine

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:31:55 AM)
grabs rum before heading into kitchen to molest the cook

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:39:28 AM)
"Oy!Oy!Oy!"....to no avail....checks classifieds for a proper job in "media" and to think, i used part of my life savings to invest in this place. directs tipsy bear back to his corner table to 'sleep it off' grrrrrrrrr....[8\|]

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:46:27 AM)
I'm going for Pea and Ham Soup,Welsh Rarebit,Wild Boar Bangers and Mash,Star Gazy Pie .... and ....... Spotted Dick ! for todays "specials" menu. Meantime, having been thinking on the "traditional" side of things ... we should really have a hog roast at some point ... and lots of fun summer pub things in the gardens, like ..... BEAR BAITING ! [sm=evil.gif] Pirate

Rainfire -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:51:00 AM)
Hmmmmmm, now what type of rum would be appropriate rum for a pub? I'm going to assume that Captain Morgan's is a Yank thing.... how some good strong Bundaberg rum? [sm=buddies.gif] starts singing "How dry I am...... hic!" before heading back to the kitchen to check out today's special

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:55:26 AM)
Bundaberg is Australian. Woods Navy Rum is a good starter http://woodsrum.co.uk/history Pirate

Rainfire -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 7:59:10 AM)
Oooooooo, sounds good! I used to drink Bundaberg to earn spending money down in Australia. Amazing how many Aussies didn't believe a Yank could outdrink them. [sm=chug.gif]

lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 8:00:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rainfire Oooooooo, sounds good! I used to drink Bundaberg to earn spending money down in Australia. Amazing how many Aussies didn't believe a Yank could outdrink them. [sm=chug.gif] Try that crap in Scotland lass...you may have a wee problem.[;)]

Rainfire -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 8:08:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp Try that crap in Scotland lass...you may have a wee problem.[;)] snorts Ya seen my picture lately, tulip? Where do you think I got my drinking capacity from? I'm a Celtic mutt, have Scottish, Irish and Welsh ancestors..... [:D]

JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 8:27:51 AM)
Should be expecting healthy takings in the till with a combination like that ! Pirate

beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 8:30:02 AM)
raises mug and takes a deep swallow of rum and starts singing ~When Irish eyes are smiling, Sure, 'tis like the morn in Spring. In the lilt of Irish laughter You can hear the angels sing. When Irish hearts are happy, All the world seems bright and gay. And when Irish eyes are smiling, Sure, they steal your heart away.~

Rainfire -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/3/2009 8:30:48 AM)
Eh, it's a sad fact that I can drink all day and all night and not get "pissed" unless I start downing the hard stuff one after another, like a line of shooters. [sm=buddies.gif] (But that's a good thing if I'm a serving wench, right?) [;)]

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