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ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 12:54:37 PM)

Frazzle thank you... so you twiddled a rope through it or did you manage to push it out yourself? How long did it take you to get it out and did you have to beardown like child birth?
See when i saw the lady in the movie do it it looked very relaxed but i don't know that it was trickery or some very practised sexual person...
I suppose you would never try it again then eh?
Glad you remember it as funny...like that

Davan... i am glad you realise your rudeness and it is in my opinion uncalled for
Thank you for the info about stone and coatings especially...i had not considered the coating at all.... how toxic? what would it do? melt my pussy? make me go into toxic shock like what can happen to some people who are allergic to tampax? How can i find out?
if i shuff it in my mouth for a while and i am fine can i then assume the coating is ok?

As for external use... He has decided i am to sit on it for a while as i am His bird...




frazzle -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 1:10:12 PM)

I cant even recall what he eventually managed to hook it with, i was too busy laughing, The look of panic on his face was a picture. It took relaxation, not pushing, we'd tried that. Did i play again with supposedly experienced Dim, not a chance.

I have as a hard limit, dying. I'll accept unavoidable trips to A&E.

I dont get embarassed after child birth. Seems the whole world was watching that.




CatdeMedici -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 1:16:46 PM)

I do remember the time we lost a grape in My vagina, good dawd I thought we were digging for oil!




ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 1:19:04 PM)

Frazzle, thank you so much...i know what you say about childbirth...
...so relaxation is the trick...

oh Cat... the danger you exposed yourself to

I had an occasion of a lost condom once we did manage to fish that out...also a forgotten tampax...but these things can be pulled out if you manage to nip them between your fingers... this egg is too smooth and big for that so i would have to expell it differently




frazzle -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 1:20:06 PM)

The point being, that if the ball hadnt had holes in it, there was no way of getting it out.

It would have been a trip to A&E.

A marble ball is smooth, nothing to grip onto, no amount of relaxation will help. If the thought still grips you to try it, id suggest putting it away in a cupboard, so youre arent tempted into stupidity.




Racquelle -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 1:26:28 PM)

So, you asked, about what could be a safe insertable use of the egg, and you have now had a direct account of someone's terrible encounter, but you're STILL wondering if it might be a good idea?  If you don't want people to imply you are stupid...

For God sake - you have been warned.  It's a monumentally bad idea.  Really really bad.  $1000 bad.




subtee -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 1:28:48 PM)

True. Not one poster is egging her on...




ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 1:29:53 PM)

lol not true Aileen did




frazzle -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 1:31:41 PM)

smiles you have cmail, some people will never listen.




sirsholly -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 2:28:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

True. Not one poster is egging her on...
and we shell not, either




angelikaJ -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 2:29:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ranja

oh  angelika...nice as Raquelle's account was...it was not a true story was it?


Why would you think it wasn't true?










subtee -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 2:38:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

True. Not one poster is egging her on...
and we shell not, either

We don't want anyone to end up egg on their face...they wouldn't get the yolk.




Malkinius -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 3:24:06 PM)

{Fast Reply}

Greetings all.....

I have been reading this thread with some amusement. I was surprised it too as long as it did to get the real answer about the use of the marble eggs. Or ceramic or plaster or whatever they happen to be made from. My grandparents owned a farm with chickens and they had a number of them of different types and sizes. These days, the stone eggs you buy are just for decoration. They are never used for the original purpose.

As to the OP....look folks....isn't it clear by now she is fixated on doing it? Yes, many of you are rightfully worried about what can happen to her if she does it. This is a very good thing. The worries and cautions are right tho I question the one about weight of the egg with vaginal insertion, I am not going to argue the point. The point of her locking it in place if she gets nervous is true and that relaxation is what is more likely to get it out is also true unless she has practiced vaginal muscle control to the point where she can move it around inside just with muscle control. If she can do that, which I have known a woman who could, I wouldn't worry about her.

I do have a suggestion tho....if the OP wants to go to the effort as a test. Find a plastic easter egg of about the same size. Drill, punch or melt a small hole in the center of the large end. Put a foot long or longer string through it and tie a BIG knot on the inside. Glue the two halves together and let sit for a day or two and sand smooth. You now have a light weight egg with a string attached so it can be easily removed. Now you can test for fit and removability. If you can get it out without the string, good for you. If you can't, don't try the stone egg without something around it to enable you or someone else to remove it. In any case, having a 'spotter' or assistant to be with you when you do this is an excellent idea. It does make it much much safer.

As I said above....the intent to do it is there....it is the nerving up to do it that seems to be lacking. In that case, the question is....can it be done safely and if so, how? Answer the last two questions and then decide if the fascination with doing it is worth it.

Be well all....

Malkinius




ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 3:38:02 PM)

Thank you Sir, you seem to get me... i have decided to get a plastic egg and put it in a condom... and get on with my practise... i want to be a woman who can do tricks like that...

Thank you all for your input folks...it has amused me too




thornhappy -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 3:44:51 PM)

I'd also read up on toxic shock syndrome.  It's not caused by an allergy, it's caused by a strain of bacteria that releases toxin that do evil things to your body.




Racquelle -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 4:12:23 PM)

Of course its true.  Our hero still has the egg, now scratched by the forceps and kitchen tongs.




DavanKael -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 4:54:08 PM)

Ranja said: 
Davan... i am glad you realise your rudeness and it is in my opinion uncalled for
Thank you for the info about stone and coatings especially...i had not considered the coating at all.... how toxic? what would it do? melt my pussy? make me go into toxic shock like what can happen to some people who are allergic to tampax? How can i find out?
if i shuff it in my mouth for a while and i am fine can i then assume the coating is ok?
As for external use... He has decided i am to sit on it for a while as i am His bird...

Davan's reply: 
Trust me, I wasn't chastized by your noting it, I was amused.  As for hijacking other threads, I think you may wish to note it's against TOS. 
I didn't make the freakin' egg, so I don't know what it's coated with.  There are all sorts of potentially caustic and carcinogenic chemicals used on stones; sometimes they're only external, other times they are pressuried into the stones (Example: fracture-filled diamonds).  As I noted in the thread you attempted to hijack, the potential for their being cracks and/or porousness may make the thing unable to be properly sterilized interjecting god-knows-what sort of bacteria into your vagina. 
You're clearly bent on doing this thing, though, so I hope you have good health insurance, a partner who's willing to take care of you if you become disfigured, and provisions made for any progeny in case it goes wrong. 
Cheers,
  Davan




Danemora -> RE: Marble eggs (7/5/2009 4:59:53 PM)

Frankly if you have your mind set on shoving a stone egg inside of wherever you wish to insert it DESPITE some very valid medical advice against it, then its your body and its entirely up to you what you shove in your orifices.  Just keep in mind that things having to be retrieved surgically from body orifices can and does routinely occur in hospitals all over the world. 

As a microbiology degree holder, Id advise you not to as well because you do not know what bacteria can be lurking in the cracks of this egg.  Some seriously nasty stuff could be in there that could cause a potentially life threatening infection in a place you may not want it.

This would definately give the whole phenomenon of an Easter Egg hunt a whole new meaning.  




ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/6/2009 1:24:04 AM)

Davan: Thanks for the info about the coating...i still wonder if i could test it by holding it in my mouth or if that would not deliver any trustworthy results...?

as for my 'attempted hijack' as you seem to see it...i answered your question in health and safety (maybe where this thread should have been) with a bit of humor...apparently we have a total different sense of it...ah well we can't win them all eh?

I am now considering a chocolate egg...at least that will melt eventually




pixidustpet -> RE: Marble eggs (7/6/2009 7:20:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ranja

Davan: Thanks for the info about the coating...i still wonder if i could test it by holding it in my mouth or if that would not deliver any trustworthy results...?

as for my 'attempted hijack' as you seem to see it...i answered your question in health and safety (maybe where this thread should have been) with a bit of humor...apparently we have a total different sense of it...ah well we can't win them all eh?

I am now considering a chocolate egg...at least that will melt eventually


stuffing a lump of sugar up there?  (the chocolate)

be prepared for a raging yeast infection.  seriously.

kitten




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