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Racquelle -> RE: Marble eggs (7/7/2009 7:09:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeptha quote: ...but we shall keep that in mind. Aw, you're just being facetious, aren't you! No, it is actually a smashing idea - but I sure hope I am never again present for such an incident.

Racquelle -> RE: Marble eggs (7/7/2009 7:16:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ranja quote: ORIGINAL: Racquelle quote: ORIGINAL: ranja Also i am very glad you just mentioned the pubic bone...i have that aswell... i did not know all women had it like we seem to have... You did not know that other women have pelvises? If there ever were a case for a male dominant to swoop in and put a person in a chastity belt...this is it. You should not be allowed near your own cunt unsupervised. Racquelle..of course i know women have pelvisis...but (maybe unfortunately) i have never had my fingers up any other womans pussy... and what i hear from men is that they are all different, so how do i know that your pelvic bones are the same as mine? Yes, I believe your pelvis is structurally similar to mine. Perhaps not entirely, and certainly, if one of us has some incredible but undisclosed deformity, it's possible it's not. But I am not betting on that. And yes, I am terribly jealous of a woman risking getting a large stone egg stuck in her cunt. I am beside myself with envy. And certainly, in my life, I have never been sexually adventurous or anything, so yeah - I am so jealous I could just piss myself. Please, please , please God, tell me this person is not really the same gender as I. I am becoming ashamed on behalf of all women for this incredible stupidity. Maybe she's just jealous because I have stuck my fingers in another woman's pussy?

suhlut -> RE: Marble eggs (7/7/2009 7:35:51 PM)
[/quote] Yes, I believe your pelvis is structurally similar to mine. Perhaps not entirely, and certainly, if one of us has some incredible but undisclosed deformity, it's possible it's not. But I am not betting on that. And yes, I am terribly jealous of a woman risking getting a large stone egg stuck in her cunt. I am beside myself with envy. And certainly, in my life, I have never been sexually adventurous or anything, so yeah - I am so jealous I could just piss myself. Please, please , please God, tell me this person is not really the same gender as I. I am becoming ashamed on behalf of all women for this incredible stupidity. Maybe she's just jealous because I have stuck my fingers in another woman's pussy? [/quote] oooh my.. Racquelle... say... if you ever wanna do that again.. just let me know, k?*smiles perhaps try using my chinese balls again ..this time with another girl around to help me get em back out? as for an idea of how to retrieve something mishappenly stuck... i was thinking instead of a fish net.. or ripped up panties.. that the end part of pantyhose might work.. if given lots of time and patience.. though.. i wouldnt wanna use the pantyhose..as a pre added built in net system..as is someones elses idea.. youd lose any of its (the egg) sleek properties..with wrapping it in fabric.. and i doubt it would feel as good..or be as easy for the OP to use her inner muscles to perform her "trick"

suhlut -> RE: Marble eggs (7/7/2009 7:39:58 PM)
damn...i knew i was fucking around to much with shortening down the quotes a bit. That quote didnt turn out right...at all. *pouts

Racquelle -> RE: Marble eggs (7/7/2009 7:40:39 PM)
I enjoy play that does not involve inserting items with no handles on them into bodily orifices. Well, aside from putting cheesecake in the mouth. I am sort of a prude that way. I don't think fucking necessarily needs to involve injury and trips to the affable Chinese obstetric surgeon.

suhlut -> RE: Marble eggs (7/7/2009 8:06:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Racquelle I enjoy play that does not involve inserting items with no handles on them into bodily orifices. Well, aside from putting cheesecake in the mouth. I am sort of a prude that way. I don't think fucking necessarily needs to involve injury and trips to the affable Chinese obstetric surgeon. well.. yeah.. i was more interested in your fingers anyways.. lol cheesecake works.. also[sm=insane.gif] as for my chinese metal balls.. like i said.. one rather dumb mistake several years gone by..and they have sat in their pretty lil red fabric box..since. i was just glad i was able to retreive the one all on my own.. and that i hadnt gone ahead and pushed both in. [sm=shame.gif] i'd been hoping my lil tale of woe might convince the OP what a bad idea it was..concidering the size of an egg compared to the size of that chinese ball.. i barely had any length of my finger left after id gotten it worked around the back.. can't imagine how she'd have fingers long enough to curve around a whole length of a marble egg. oh well.. she didn't listen to me either.[sm=idea.gif] ~sherry

Jeptha -> RE: Marble eggs (7/7/2009 11:19:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Racquelle ...Please, please , please God, tell me this person is not really the same gender as I. I am becoming ashamed on behalf of all women for this incredible stupidity. Maybe she's just jealous because I have stuck my fingers in another woman's pussy? Jeeze, dude, ease up on the throttle. She's educating herself about the wheres and whyfors of the egg, and other matters. As for anatomy - it's similar, but it is different from person to person, at the very least in terms of size. Your story was cool of you to share, and horrible (sorry it happened to you and caused so much discomfort). Still, while I don't see the idea as a very good one, I don't see her questions as being that out of line.

ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/8/2009 1:21:29 AM)
Oh Racquelle, so your story was true? Sometimes it is a bit difficult to get the ernest or humor a person writes with obviously...i thought you merely thought i had a stupid idea and were just having a bit of fun telling me why... i note that your tone seems to go rather down hill in your last note...cheer up x So am I now to believe that you have been in a situation of such relaxation and then somebody just thought it a good idea to insert you with an unretrievable thing?... I mean who is safe? We best all start practising folks... Go on Racquelle, admit it...you'd wanna see me do it wouldn't cha? I am sorry for all you people who have been in distress, that is exactly why i have been here and listening to you all... i do listen you know...maybe not obey you, but i do listen... The problem seems to be the panick and then the pussy closing and then the object is stuck...to get it out with fingers is indeed a pain... My idea from the start was to expell it without a panick sticken painful poking and forcing clawing knucly finger trying to 'assist' the process... and that can indeed be done... Malkinius: thank you for you support Sir but I am not interested in a stocking around it...too rough...condom is nice and smooth, that will do for now...i might get nicer smelling ones though i do not appreciate the rubber smell so much and pink is a nicer colour than yellow. My marble egg is 9 ounces so maybe a bit too heavy as DameCalla said something about 8 ounces max i believe, but that was for the anus...i'll have to do a bit more research on that. My jingly jangly balls that i have dug up from the cupboard are 6 ounce each...and a tiny bit bigger than the plastic egg... suhlut if you would still be interested which i doubt you are really, but if, ...you know it can be done and with a condom around it you have a retrieval system in place. You got the ball out with your finger around it, some serious awfull digging and stretching... my eyes water at the thought of it... i very much appreciate you sharing your story. The egg is only ever so slighty bigger than the balls...not much at all and i have no interest in retrieving it with my finger at all. So folks am i now to believe that besides the ping pong woman Darcy mentioned, am i the only other one who can pop things out? mmm maybe there's money in it...

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