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sweetsub1957 -> Pony Sex (7/5/2009 9:08:18 AM)
Okay, now that I have your attention, lol, I have a serious question for the owners of REAL horses and/or anyone else who might know the answer. When I was thinking about pony play the other day, I started thinking about how REAL horses, equines, "do it." When the mare lifts and cocks her tail to one side for mating, does a given mare always lift her tail off to the same side every time? And, are there left-lifters and right-lifters, or they they all lift to the same side all the time? I'm curious. I know I will probably get some smart-ass answers and that's okay too. I'm always up for a good laugh. ~wink~

sirsholly -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 2:39:48 PM)
quote: I know I will probably get some smart-ass answers smart ass answers? From US?

DarkSteven -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 2:43:04 PM)
No, smart ass answers are for DONKEYS. She asked about HORSES.

sirsholly -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 2:49:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven No, smart ass answers are for DONKEYS. She asked about HORSES. shuddup...i was commenting off the hoof. Give me a minute or two to get back in the saddle again...

sweetsub1957 -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:01:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven No, smart ass answers are for DONKEYS. She asked about HORSES. shuddup...i was commenting off the hoof. Give me a minute or two to get back in the saddle again... [sm=LMAO.gif] Does anybody know the real answer? LMAO!!!

beargonewild -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:07:13 PM)
I would but any reply I give would only be me horsing around. I guess it's so warm out that I'm really feeling my oats and just want to gallop like a madman!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:09:47 PM)
I was thinking of responding....but everything I came up with.....I just couldn't get out of the gate with.

sirsholly -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:13:23 PM)
Great...are we jockeying for the best puns?

GreedyTop -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:15:21 PM)
HAY!! Why must everyone trot out such bad puns? Rein it in folks...

sirsholly -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:17:13 PM)
don't ya think we are putting the cart before the horse here? The puns should come AFTER we tell the op we are clueless...sorry!

refractedlight -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:19:01 PM)
I was going to reply earlier, but I was gelding a cold and went to lay down for a while instead. Thankfully the cough stirrup really helped.

sirsholly -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:20:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: refractedlight I was going to reply earlier, but I was gelding a cold and went to lay down for a while instead. Thankfully the cough stirrup really helped. [sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif] welcome to the boards!!!

beargonewild -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:28:51 PM)
Pony up to the bar?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:31:35 PM)
Sounds like refracted light will be back in the saddle in no time

sirsholly -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:33:56 PM)
this thread is getting tack-y

sweetsub1957 -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:35:47 PM)
[sm=rofl.gif] You guys are killing me here!!

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:36:37 PM)
Our stable of bad puns will be complete soon enough, holls. [:D]

sirsholly -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:36:57 PM)
quote: Rein it in folks... yer beating a dead horse, Greedy

sweetsub1957 -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:42:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: Rein it in folks... yer beating a dead horse, Greedy [sm=horse.gif]

DesFIP -> RE: Pony Sex (7/5/2009 5:49:56 PM)
Let's keep this mane-ly on topic. Real horse owner here but he's gelded, so no idea. And with that said, I need to go wash his tail extension.

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