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Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 9:08:18 AM   
sweetsub1957


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Status: offline 		Okay, now that I have your attention, lol, I have a serious question for the owners of REAL horses and/or anyone else who might know the answer.  When I was thinking about pony play the other day, I started thinking about how REAL horses, equines, "do it."  When the mare lifts and cocks her tail to one side for mating, does a given mare always lift her tail off to the same side every time?  And, are there left-lifters and right-lifters, or they they all lift to the same side all the time?  I'm curious.  I know I will probably get some smart-ass answers and that's okay too.  I'm always up for a good laugh.  ~wink~

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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 2:39:48 PM   
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I know I will probably get some smart-ass answers
smart ass answers? From US?




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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 2:43:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		No, smart ass answers are for DONKEYS. She asked about HORSES.

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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 2:49:28 PM   
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No, smart ass answers are for DONKEYS. She asked about HORSES.
shuddup...i was commenting off the hoof.  Give me a minute or two to get back in the saddle again...




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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:01:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

No, smart ass answers are for DONKEYS. She asked about HORSES.
shuddup...i was commenting off the hoof.  Give me a minute or two to get back in the saddle again...





 
Does anybody know the real answer?  LMAO!!!

< Message edited by sweetsub1957 -- 7/5/2009 5:37:12 PM >

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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:07:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would but any reply I give would only be me horsing around. I guess it's so warm out that I'm really feeling my oats and just want to gallop like a madman!

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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:09:47 PM   
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I was thinking of responding....but everything I came up with.....I just couldn't get out of the gate with.

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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:13:23 PM   
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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:15:21 PM   
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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:17:13 PM   
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The puns should come AFTER we tell the op we are clueless...sorry!


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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:19:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was going to reply earlier, but I was gelding a cold and went to lay down for a while instead. Thankfully the cough stirrup really helped.

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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:20:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: refractedlight

I was going to reply earlier, but I was gelding a cold and went to lay down for a while instead. Thankfully the cough stirrup really helped.


welcome to the boards!!!


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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:28:51 PM   
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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:31:35 PM   
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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:33:56 PM   
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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:35:47 PM   
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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:36:37 PM   
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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:36:57 PM   
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Rein it in folks...
yer beating a dead horse, Greedy

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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:42:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Rein it in folks...
yer beating a dead horse, Greedy




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RE: Pony Sex - 7/5/2009 5:49:56 PM   
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Real horse owner here but he's gelded, so no idea. And with that said, I need to go wash his tail extension.

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