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Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 5:23:12 AM   
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Some men can be described as 'leg' men, others can be described as 'tits and ass' men, me, I am it would seem largely a breast man.

Just what is it about males and breasts, why is it we are so attracted to the things, things which are basically an  item of the female form that was traditionally used for suckling the offspring like the rest of  mammalian life ?

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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 5:36:45 AM   
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Because they are soft and squishy and they make awesome pillows when you are watching tv. Oh and because she makes really great faces when I nibble on the nipple.

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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 6:27:34 AM   
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"Cuz you can view them in public as they breast feed!

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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 6:40:22 AM   
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This seems to me to be like analyzing, or brain fucking, why you like chocolate ice cream.

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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 6:57:06 AM   
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Just what is it about males and breasts, why is it we are so attracted to the things, things which are basically an  item of the female form that was traditionally used for suckling the offspring like the rest of  mammalian life ?



You stated it yourself.


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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 6:59:50 AM   
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/assman grumblings inserted here

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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 9:30:27 AM   
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Because they are soft and squishy and they make awesome pillows when you are watching tv. Oh and because she makes really great faces when I nibble on the nipple.

Yep. This is so, and the explanation is sound. ^^

And then these the whole theory of the Oedipus complex lingering from infantile memories of safety and salvation brought on and built up as you went through your nursing stage. ..and women (most of them) like breasts to, so that theory isn't completely out. >_<

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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 9:40:13 AM   
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"Cuz you can view them in public as they breast feed!
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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 10:04:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aneirin

Some men can be described as 'leg' men, others can be described as 'tits and ass' men, me, I am it would seem largely a breast man.

Just what is it about males and breasts, why is it we are so attracted to the things, things which are basically an  item of the female form that was traditionally used for suckling the offspring like the rest of  mammalian life ?


So is this just a male orientated thread?  Because I know what I prefere, but it seems to be a thread with a sexist slant more than anything.
 
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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 10:10:38 AM   
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'Cause they're cute?

Actually I suspect Cat (and thus the OP) has pretty much nailed it.


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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 10:11:18 AM   
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*would happily use thedarks breasts as pillows*

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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 10:13:05 AM   
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*plumps*
 
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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 5:44:27 PM   
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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 9:14:32 PM   
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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 9:18:35 PM   
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Hmmmm? What? Did someone say breasts?

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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 10:54:20 PM   
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Some men can be described as 'leg' men, others can be described as 'tits and ass' men, me, I am it would seem largely a breast man.

Just what is it about males and breasts, why is it we are so attracted to the things, things which are basically an item of the female form that was traditionally used for suckling the offspring like the rest of mammalian life ?


You’re making the mistake of thinking that their maternal role is the only role of the human female breast but in fact they serve a dual role: maternal and sexual. The female breasts of other primates – even when lactating - do not come close to matching the enlarged spherical shape the human female possesses. This alone suggests that there is something other than maternal purposes at play. This is bolstered by the fact that smaller breasted women have an easier time breastfeeding than larger breasted women – the larger the breast, the greater the chance of smothering the child. This would seem counter intuitive to their maternal role.

The answer probably lies in the fact that the males of our ancient ancestors (when we were still moving around on all fours) got their sex signaling from the female’s buttocks – same as other primates. When we stood upright a new female sex signaling device was needed and the female breasts developed to essentially be a buttocks mimic. Boobs (I’m getting tired of saying human female breasts over and over) have milk producing glands to feed infants – that is true – but they don’t have to stick out the way they do (thanks to a generous helping of fatty tissue) to accomplish that. They stick out in front like that for one simple reason – to attract male sexual attention.

Can anybody seriously argue that they don’t perform this task very well?


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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 11:02:25 PM   
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For the record, breasts do nothing for me. In fact, too big is a huge turn-off for me because it makes someone look unbalanced. I mean they are on women, super, but I can't really say that one specific aesthetic quality equals attraction to me. Maybe eyes and expressions? I've never known someone vain enough to be attracted to a woman just for her bosom. Then again, I don't make a habit of knowing vain people, so I could be wrong.

*shrugs*

I don't know.

No disrespect to the OP or any consequential posts.

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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 11:08:00 PM   
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RE: Breasts ? - 7/7/2009 11:18:20 PM   
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I think Marc2b nailed it.

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RE: Breasts ? - 7/8/2009 12:02:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

Hmmmm? What? Did someone say breasts?


you've already got access to an awesome pair ;)


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