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Quickies - 7/10/2009 9:37:47 AM

LotusSong

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Quickies....

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time
you're old enough to know your way
around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.

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RE: Quickies - 7/10/2009 10:35:40 AM

fluffypet61

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Hmmm, i like those.

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RE: Quickies - 7/10/2009 11:06:29 AM

sirsholly

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quote:

Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.

i like this one!

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RE: Quickies - 7/10/2009 1:05:05 PM

Hanable

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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i can attest to this one.. ive tried to do it before... thankfully my eyes arnt Quite bad enough that im totaly blind without them.

H >:)

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