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DemonKia -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/15/2009 9:56:41 PM)

You don't need BDSM experience to hang out on the boards & 'talk' to people. CollarChat fora include all kinds of non-BDSM threads . . . . .

I've learned quite a bit about people simply by playing the various games in the Random Silliness forum, for instance . . . . .

It's perfectly fine to be inexperienced, everyone started out inexperienced, so don't get hung up on that.

Just be genuinely yourself in your contributions to threads & it will shine thru . .. .

[:D]



HatesParisHilton -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/15/2009 10:51:23 PM)

"In principle I agree, but I find that as a newb with no experience there's a limit to what I can contribute here. It's a bit of a Catch-22: Can't contribute without experience, can't get experience without contributing... "

bullcrap. come out of the gate at full gallop, you'll make more friends than you'll forgoe or lose, and I can say that because I luvs me sum Kia and man, she took a bit of a clever swipe at MY sorry arse at the beginning!  [8D]

besides, if you promise not to post anything schmaltzey, cliche ort anything Spielberg-approved, I'll be your rabid widdle pitbull bodyguard...



DemonKia -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/15/2009 11:48:01 PM)

Hey, I was genuinely confused in that particular case. & I am bitchy, without a whole lot of apologies. It took me a bit to get used to your style.

[8D]



HatesParisHilton -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/15/2009 11:59:11 PM)

ha !

see how easy it is, good newbie?  I challenged Kia the Daemoniac and how fair was she?

no worries about posting, pahhhdnuh, and Kia proved it above!

(we do good magic tricks on stage like this, DK!  we should charge for tickets!)



Verfor99 -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/16/2009 1:12:04 AM)

Nice photos, unowned, within my age range, but most of all local.



autoRelease -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/16/2009 12:36:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DemonKia

You don't need BDSM experience to hang out on the boards & 'talk' to people. CollarChat fora include all kinds of non-BDSM threads . . . . .

I've learned quite a bit about people simply by playing the various games in the Random Silliness forum, for instance . . . . .


Well then here's a bit of my personality for you:  I find the Random Silliness games to be a total bore. I'm also not American, and most of the threads in the politics and religion forum seem to be about American politics.

But I suppose I get your point.



mnottertail -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/16/2009 12:40:31 PM)

The statement :

I am a wanton cocksucker.

Would draw a great deal of my attention.

Ron



NorthernGent -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/16/2009 1:36:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I'll tell Mary Poppins you're waiting![;)]



Does she look like Marie's Grandma?



NorthernGent -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/16/2009 1:51:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

doesn't it sound like he's talking to me directly???



I am. Does this mean I can impregnate you (casual yet thankful style). Can you produce a boy? Once he's born you've done your job - he's mine after that. Though we will come and visit you in the homestead on occasion - maybe talk about the good old days when I impregnated you.



SoulPiercer -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/16/2009 2:41:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

*updating profile*[sm=writing.gif]
quote:

First of all, i am not a doormat"
"no players"
"no fakes"
"no wannabes"
i am a "real/true submissive" looking for a
"real/true dominant" who will hopefully put me
"under consideration"
"can you tame me/are you the one who can tame me" Let me know, if so, i have a present for you, after all...
"submission is a gift
*reads SoulPiercer's last post*[sm=Groaner.gif]*Starts erasing furiously*[sm=gaah.gif]

*Starts new profile* To whom it may concern:[sm=writing.gif] i have G-cups and i'm not afraid to use them.....[sm=flash.gif]better???


Notes lronitulstahp's changes - However .. How does that saying go... a picture of said G-cups would be worth a thousand words. Or is it: boobies big enough to launch a thousand ships. I can never remember.

[Mod Note:  name removed]



HatesParisHilton -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/17/2009 12:38:01 AM)

"Well then here's a bit of my personality for you:  I find the Random Silliness games to be a total bore. I'm also not American, and most of the threads in the politics and religion forum seem to be about American politics.

But I suppose I get your point. "

as a non seppo I get yer jist and jib of yer schooner, matey.  Kia will possibly be annoyed (and I'll weather that squall).

But I can see yer pointy, matey, aRGGGGGGGGGGhhhh.

But to be fair, Kia posts in places on this site you's 'd like (religion and politics) and on this section, lots of topics that are less than "goofy" too (since semiotically you're kinda having a go at goofy, which is fine, but even this section gets anti-goofy, like the art/creation thread, which challenges lazy wannabe concepts of Intellectual Property Rights and this is a BIG  issue OUTSIDE of the USA so I'll bet you'd care about tat, right?)



lronitulstahp -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/17/2009 4:34:32 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

doesn't it sound like he's talking to me directly???



I am. Does this mean I can impregnate you (casual yet thankful style). Can you produce a boy? Once he's born you've done your job - he's mine after that. Though we will come and visit you in the homestead on occasion - maybe talk about the good old days when I impregnated you.
Actually the production of a boy would be entirely your affair. Seems you Brits have a historical habit of blaming us girls for your short---er---comings, as it goes.

~tulip of aragon



HatesParisHilton -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/17/2009 5:40:37 AM)

/rowf!  bwah haw!

(Aussies have a habit of blaming you girls for our hangovers...)



RedMagic1 -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/17/2009 6:45:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
~tulip of aragon

OMG.  That might have been your best joke ever.  Dancing effortlessly between history books and the gutter.



lronitulstahp -> RE: What attracts you to a profile? (7/17/2009 3:30:54 PM)

quote:

Dancing effortlessly between history books and the gutter.
i may have found a new signature!!!! *Hugs my brotha from anotha motha....and fatha, for that matter LOL*



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