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PlayfulOne -> Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:05:45 AM)
What is the dumbest thing you have gotten in your email box here? We received an email at our couple profile, I want to meet with you, CALL ME NOW, xxx-xxx-xxxx First off it does say Dom/sub couple so barking at me is probably not going to get anything good, and as she says, I am the only one she jumps for. Second, Hello Mr geographically challenged we are in FL, you VA, sure we are rushing right out the door. I sent him back an email which said, Thanks for the laugh, yesterday he emails again, "Would you like to meet" baffles the mind K

truesub4u -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:19:28 AM)
LMAO..... Mr Kyle.. Best ones I always get... Hi I'm a Dom in the UK... Would like to chat and get to know you.. looking for a 24/7 submissive... I like your profile... you're a nice looking slut... you live close enough.. (North Carolina is actually close to the UK?) They actually get funnier than that....some I ignore.. some I respond back with my own smartass remark... LOL Thanks for a new laughing post... this should be interresting to see who else gets funny e-mails.

IrishMist -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:24:58 AM)
My favorites are the ones who email me saying that only players and fakes spend time on the message boards. They are so much fun to play with lol.

artglfr -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:26:46 AM)
I got one from a sub in UK telling me she wanted to come to me after reading my profile. I thought she probably was hoping I would send her a ticket so she could get a free trip here.

truesub4u -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:27:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: IrishMist My favorites are the ones who email me saying that only players and fakes spend time on the message boards. They are so much fun to play with lol. My response.... Oh been on the message boards again have you?... lmao

PlayfulOne -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:29:41 AM)
Well true and irish, I am also guilty at times of sending smart ass remarks. ams got one in her email from a couple wiht the profile name Opportunity, and the line was, Are you looking for an opportunity? What to move from FL to TX to be the house bitch?, no thanks The funniest ones I get our from people who talk about how everyone on here are fakes and they can't find any real people, and after a couple of messages you see that yep, there is a problem but its not the people you've been talking to just look in the mirror K

IrishMist -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:35:28 AM)
LOL PlayfulOne, those are quite common. And yes, when I get a stupid mail like the ones listed here, I almost always respond with a smart ass comment meant to insult the sender. I admit to it. But then, like I said, I have such a warped sense of humor... /sigh They usually don't get it though. Oh well, my loss huh?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:38:31 AM)
...checking my colllar mail...and I get this... hello slave - does this lil girl have a Master and has she been good enough to deserve one? add me to your msn to chat (im deleted for privacy) do as u r told - good girl here is my reply... apparently I have not!! I am a v v naughty lil brat...and I will mention to someone who knows not to speak to unknown submissives as if they were their OWN submissives that I DO deserve a bit of a spanking!

truesub4u -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:43:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: IrishMist LOL PlayfulOne, those are quite common. And yes, when I get a stupid mail like the ones listed here, I almost always respond with a smart ass comment meant to insult the sender. I admit to it. But then, like I said, I have such a warped sense of humor... /sigh They usually don't get it though. Oh well, my loss huh? Damn Irish... it is such a waste to have such a great smartass comment.... for the idiots not to get it.. LOL... but at least we get to laugh when sending it... and laugh when they respond back and you KNOW they didn't get it.. lmao

PlayfulOne -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:49:45 AM)
no irish it usually pops right over their head, the funny part to me is the amil she gets in her account from Dommes is much worse than the Doms, I always thought women knew how to behave better. WE got another one just last night from a female looking to belong to a couple and relocate, the only thing her message said. Are you into humiliation? , no hello, let me introduce myself, we should just answer yes and pop her off a plane tiucket. blushes does this actually work at any time for these people? Ams was looking at our first emails for osme reason and she says, "they started off so friendly, then you can see the change in the tone as things progressed" I swear I think sometime reading those email is a guilty pleasure K

xxblushesxx -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 8:57:59 AM)
there is an old joke... A man is standing on a corner, and every time he sees a pretty woman he walks up to her and says 'hey baby, wanna f**k? Invariably he gets his face slapped hard. Another man happens to be passing by and watches this for a while... Finally he can't take it any more. He has to ask... 'you are getting slapped like crazy! why are you putting yourself through this?' the first man answers...'yep, 99 times out of 100, I do...but...that hundreth time...'

PlayfulOne -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 9:04:53 AM)
yes ms blushes, I know the joke, lol though you think they would get the meaage that being a little more civil would increase the chances. K

Driver1961 -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 9:21:02 AM)
Wow, all these girls here, a cornucopia of flesh, waiting to be beaten. Is there a subby millionairess who wants to come visit me for a rollicking, re-arsed good time. I live in the middle of the ocean on a deserted islan. I have a laptop on a coconut powered generator. The rest of the 'minnow' crew sailed off without me. Do you look like 'Ginger'? Email me direct ..............theproffessor@indianoceam,mircoisland Now girls can I send this to a sub to win the prize here? Warm regards to all, He dips His lid, departs eagerly (to shave)

yourMissTress -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 9:25:05 AM)
Stupid emails? Yeah, I get stupid emails. I know most other Domina's get the same ones that I do, here's my list that I posted in Ask a Mistress along with a few additions from there as well. 1) I would love for you to.... 2) Want to hook up? 3) You have the most beautiful lips to wrap around my... 4) I will be in Nashville for business... 5) Married but looking for discreet... 6) Do you do...? 7) What would you do to me? 8) Tell me... 9) Make me... 10) Bet you can't... 11) Hey! 12) Check out my profile and let me know what you think! 13) I attached pics! (naked) 14) I love to use my tongue... 15) I can eat _____ for hours. are you getting the idea????? 16) Phone Domination? 17) I know you have a boy but how about my ____ on cam? and then let's not forget the completely unsolicited comments on my appearance. Oh, and I really love the ones that come from MEN pretending to be Domme's...the most recent one.... "How is your MAJESTY today ? I am new on collarme.com I am looking to make friends with other Dommes and at the same time I am looking for 3 more live-in slaves I own two now but I want more tell me more about yourself I really love your sadistic nature sadistic women are rare to find " The picture was obviously from a porn site, and the succeeding emails just magnified who this person really was and what they wanted.

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 9:42:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourMissTress Stupid emails? Yeah, I get stupid emails. I know most other Domina's get the same ones that I do, here's my list that I posted in Ask a Mistress along with a few additions from there as well. 1) I would love for you to.... 2) Want to hook up? 3) You have the most beautiful lips to wrap around my... 4) I will be in Nashville for business... 5) Married but looking for discreet... 6) Do you do...? 7) What would you do to me? 8) Tell me... 9) Make me... 10) Bet you can't... 11) Hey! 12) Check out my profile and let me know what you think! 13) I attached pics! (naked) 14) I love to use my tongue... 15) I can eat _____ for hours. are you getting the idea????? 16) Phone Domination? 17) I know you have a boy but how about my ____ on cam? and then let's not forget the completely unsolicited comments on my appearance. Oh, and I really love the ones that come from MEN pretending to be Domme's...the most recent one.... "How is your MAJESTY today ? I am new on collarme.com I am looking to make friends with other Dommes and at the same time I am looking for 3 more live-in slaves I own two now but I want more tell me more about yourself I really love your sadistic nature sadistic women are rare to find " The picture was obviously from a porn site, and the succeeding emails just magnified who this person really was and what they wanted. MissTress pretty well covers it, except I do so love the ones that I open, and all it says is: "may i email you?" Hello! Did I really just open an email that was emailed to Me asking for permission to email Me?

LaMalinche -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 9:47:25 AM)
My all time favorites are the ones that say, "You are not a true submissive." Well, really now? And your point would be. . . exactly. . . what? Apparently these yahoos think that when I have check the box marked "Switch" it means I like to be switched (as in hit with a stick), instead of that I like to Switch. Being asked to move to Canada to make porn movies was also a funny one. Heck, I nearly jumped in the car, right then. Ah well, tis the nature of the beast. Best, LaMalinche

perverseangelic -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 10:04:05 AM)
This is my favorite one ever-- ""Starbucks, 26531 Agoura Hill Road, Calabasas, off the 101, Los Virginnes Road, 2:30.. I will wait until three... have sexy nylons, 10 pairs, lingerie, lipstick, panties, and more..... "" Sent by someone I'd never spoken to before. I recieved the message at 2. I live 7 hours from Calabasas.

slaveladyj -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 10:04:34 AM)
It may be the fact that I'm still fairly new here, but I always try to be polite in my responses. Rudeness this girl feels is never justified. But as I said, I'm new here. Maybe in time I'll feel differently.

Oumae -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 10:05:26 AM)
I got a lovely one today... please Goddess... i spent every weekend grovelling and masturbating at your photo... i need to serve you Hold me back! [&:] Oumae

IrishMist -> RE: Stupid emails (2/18/2006 10:08:28 AM)
Normally I would agree with you Slaveladyj, but...LOL...but, there are some circumstances where my sense of humor just gets the better of me. I am so mean hearted at times. /shakes head sadly and sighs

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