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Lockit -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 5:48:24 PM)

ROFL...



frazzle -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 5:54:30 PM)

I take it that kevin couldnt even find a job as a village idiot. The Irish must be getting fussy. LOL



subtee -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 6:21:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: subtee

No, see. First you ask her how much she weighs, then how old she is...then phone number. 
actually...they like it better if you guess. Error on the high side.

hahahahahha!



beargonewild -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 6:35:35 PM)

So tee.....can I have your phone #?   *grinz*



subtee -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 6:38:17 PM)

Sweet bear! Didn't I include it with my boob shot?



daintydimples -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 6:39:08 PM)

kevie....you failed to give us the most important info...was she wearing stilettos?

Did you spill a drink on her?

We need real details here     . . . .



Racquelle -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 6:48:58 PM)

Next time show her your penis, and your slave registration card.  You may consider having some t-shirts printed that list your basic stats and phone number, including your hard limits.  Also, did you remember to ask her if she likes cheese?



subtee -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 6:53:24 PM)

With apologies to my subbie sisters and subster brothers, I am going to break the solemn vow of subsilence and help Kevin out by revealing, the slavey-insta-collarme-submission-secret. Here’s what you do to be immediately and irrevocably collared by any Domme you happen across, which seems to be, like, daily for you.  
Step one: eye contact. Eyebrows north then south exactly 5 times

  Step two: approach Domme and respectfully spit on her

  Step three: guess her weight. Guess high (you can thank Holly)

  Step four: tear off clothes, turn around, assume the down doggy position. God help you if you haven’t been practicing your yoga

  Step five: proffer your prostate

  Step six: wait for your bliss! Wait for it!!

  You’re welcome



Daddysredhead -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 6:58:46 PM)

Oh my gary..........  [:D]

*is it too switchy of me if I non-consensually pee myself here?*



sirsholly -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 7:06:54 PM)

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Dude, a couple of things....with your ability to ferret out Dommes, the woman probably wasn't.....
i just snorted a cereal bar...



subtee -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 7:24:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Oh my gary..........  [:D]

*is it too switchy of me if I non-consensually pee myself here?*


As long as you don't punish yourself, I think it's okay



sirsholly -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 7:26:26 PM)

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As long as you don't punish yourself, I think it's okay
we are all doing this by reading Kevins posts[8|]



slvemike4u -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 7:34:59 PM)

No,no no Holy...this was the single greatest thread I have ever stumbled across.....thank god I knew enough to keep my hands off the glass of soda.....You ladies are great...simply hilarious.



sirsholly -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 7:36:22 PM)

[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]



Lashra -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 8:06:35 PM)

First of all you have to make SURE that she is Norwegian, because only Norwegian Dommes will give you their phone number. It is in the Domme Handbook.

~Lashra



DesFIP -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 9:12:02 PM)

She was with her partner and you were incredibly rude. If your parents were out for a walk and some strange man asked your mother for her phone number, how do you think either of your parents would feel.

And no, overhearing her tell him what they are doing later doesn't mean she's dominant.



stella41b -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/21/2009 9:22:53 PM)

based on the original song by Showaddywaddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMePeyhcvfM

Now there (three steps of Kevin)
Are three (three steps of Kevin)
Steps of Kevin (ooh wop wop oooh)
Just listen (three steps of Kevin)
And you will (three steps of Kevin)
Plainly see (ooooohhh)
That as life travels on
You too can find a domme
Just follow (three steps of Kevin)
Steps one (three steps of Kevin)
Two and three

Step one
You find a girl in boots
Step two
You throw water on her too
Step three
You make sure she drives a taxi
Well this is the wisdom of Kevin for you

This formula (three steps of Kevin)
Of Kevin (three steps of Kevin)
Is very simple (ooooh wop wop ooooh)
Just follow (three steps of Kevin)
The rules (three steps of Kevin)
And you will see (ooooh)
That as life travels on
You too can find a domme
Just follow (three steps of Kevin)
Steps one (three steps of Kevin)
Two and three

(spoken)
Now people
There are three
Steps of Kevin
Now all you got to do is
Follow the rules
And you will plainly see
That as life travels on
You too can find a domme
Just follow
Steps one
Two and three

Step one
You find a girl in boots
Step two
You throw water on her too
Step three
You make sure she drives a taxi
Well this is the wisdom of Kevin for you......




sunshinemiss -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/22/2009 4:32:17 AM)

I think he gets off on this kind of humiliation.

Why are we feeding that?

Just a thought. [8|]



Lashra -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/22/2009 4:57:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

I think he gets off on this kind of humiliation.

Why are we feeding that?

Just a thought. [8|]


I don't know, I think he likes the "Awaiting Approval" message on his posts. In a way that could be looked at as a form of humilation and denial.

I think the rest of us do it for the comedic value, I do at least. [:D]

~Lashra



LadyEllen -> RE: Is asking a Domme for Her telephone number a good chat up line? (7/22/2009 5:44:15 AM)

IMO, it was comedy before - but this new reported behaviour is cause for concern; taken together with the stuff so far, its forming a pattern which is escalating in a similar way to behaviours associated with certain criminal behaviour. It demonstrates a disturbed world view which seems to have little reference to normal reality and a definite preoccupation that is equally abnormal.

I hope I'm wrong and look a total asshole for posting this, I truly do.

E



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