LookieNoNookie -> RE: Am I normal? (7/24/2009 8:00:52 PM)
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail We oft times see neophytes coming out here bedeviled by this vexing question. You think you're kinky? You are just out here fucking around. Fargo Forum Tuesday July 21, 2009 Man turns himself in in exercise ball case DULUTH, Minn. - A Duluth man wanted for allegedly breaking into a medical clinic and slashing rubber exercise balls has turned himself in. Christopher Neil Bjerkness, 31, was arraigned Monday. He turned himself in early Saturday after calling police and was taken into custody without incident. Bjerkness has a history of burglary to satisfy a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing large rubber exercise balls. He is accused of breaking into the St. Mary's/Duluth Clinic West building last May, where he allegedly slashed exercise balls. Bjerkness is charged with second and third degree burglary. Bail was set at $10,000. Now, reflecting upon this for a while, I took an exacto knife and carved up a golf ball (having no experience in this endeavor, I chose to downscale the thrill........baby steps. Yanno----if you don't know what you are doing, go real slow....) It wasn't happening for me. Anyway, whatever kink you think you got on you, it is nothing new under the sun, or anything approaching what is out there in the world. Ron If you find yourself begging balloon companies if you can be the chase car ("No Charge!!!!"), or if you find an unending desire to drive around the upper midwest to hang out at large industrial plants and you discover you're getting a woodie when you see the water tower.... You may want to get help.
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