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Sunnyfey -> Why? (7/24/2009 6:56:01 AM)
Ask your random questions of ""Why? God, Why?"" here. You know like.... Why is the 11 year old singing Alice Copper's young Frankenstien at 8 am? Why is the dog ALWAYS under my feet no matter WHERE in the house I'm at? Why do assholes always send me fucked off c-mail before I even finish my coffee? Why everytime I tell the 5 year old not to do something, she insists on doing it till I yell at her 3 more times? ect ect ad nausum.......Have fun....

lovingpet -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:03:40 AM)
Well, this should be fun! Why is it that my car seems to insist upon clumping all its problems together in the same time span? You know, maintenence, problem, and ridiculuous nonsense that you can't fix yourself so it takes yet another trip to the garage???? Why is it my little monsters think I will pay them for doing their chores when I had to yell at them for three hours straight to get them done? Why does the cat only puke in the doorways? Why is it that I tell my hubby some sort of devestating news and he answers with, "Well that must suck."? Why is the weekend shorter than the weekdays? Why does it only seem to rain wherever I am? lovingpet

LaTigresse -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:10:16 AM)
Why would an apparently buff, but quite hairy, guy, have a picture of himself, as his main profile picture, of him, neck to knees, in a beautiful flowery bikini swimsuit with his erect penis sticking out the side of the bottoms? Who on earth would think that is a good idea? Not really an "oh ewwwwwww" picture. Moreso a "hmmmmmm" followed by giggles picture.

Phoenixpower -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:11:56 AM)
Why is it raining here,when lovingpet is not even around?

Sunnyfey -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:12:05 AM)
Why does the cat only puke in door ways,...........when I'm barefoot and not awake yet?

CarrieO -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:13:03 AM)
Why is it when I have a day I can sleep in I wake up at 6am anyway? Why does the cat insist on sleeping right near my face and I wake with a mouth full of stray fur and a stuffy nose? Why is 3 cups of coffee not enough? Why are my feet so big? Why can't I go into a bookstore and NOT buy a book?

purepleasure -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:13:33 AM)
why haven't I hit the lottery?

Sunnyfey -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:15:58 AM)
WHY is my caffinee not kicking in yet?! headdesk

lovingpet -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:17:21 AM)
giggles.... Poor Phoenix! Because my mushroom cloud of chaos has a very far reaching effect. LOL Why is it that I can't find my slippers EVER so I don't step in the cat puke when I am barely awake?

Sunnyfey -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:26:51 AM)
Why is everything out to get me today? The cat tripped me, the dog tripped me, the couch almost broke my toe, the tv's being weird.... i should not have got out of bed today

LaTigresse -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:35:30 AM)
Why isn't the work week 4 days long and the weekend 3? Why am I both excited and not, about my vacation next week???

lovingpet -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:38:41 AM)
Why is it I am just waaaaay too calm and happy about visiting with my partner this weekend? Why can't I freak out? I know... dumb thing to fuss about! [8D]

Rainfire -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:40:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey Why does the cat only puke in door ways,...........when I'm barefoot and not awake yet? [&o] Sorry, Sunny, didn't mean for Punky and Queenie to come visit you so early in the day..... And WHY, OH WHY, did it take a whole fricking week for the salon manager to FINALLY get back to me about this whacked up hair job they pulled on me? (Though thankfully I have an appointment on Monday to get it corrected.)

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:41:25 AM)
WHy oh why do we have duplicate threads?? http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/453694/rzxx/93174/details.htm

Rainfire -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:42:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey Why is everything out to get me today? The cat tripped me, the dog tripped me, the couch almost broke my toe, the tv's being weird.... i should not have got out of bed today Uhhhhh, Sunny? You really need to stop picking up holly's bad habits...... (and mine) [sm=injured.gif] (just blame her, kk?)

beargonewild -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:43:25 AM)
Why oh why did I click on that link?????

begmeformore -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:43:49 AM)
why cant i turn my printer off, maybe i need a gun to help

Aylee -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:50:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: begmeformore why cant i turn my printer off, maybe i need a gun to help Have you tried unplugging it? Crazy, I know. . . but it just might work. quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 WHy oh why do we have duplicate threads?? http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/453694/rzxx/93174/details.htm To torture you. quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Why isn't the work week 4 days long and the weekend 3? Why am I both excited and not, about my vacation next week??? Because you have not set your scheduale up that way. Some jobs have it like that, you work 10 or 12 hour shifts. . . and then have more than 2 days off. As far as the vacation. . . because the anticipation is exciting. . . doing something fun and new, BUT it is still stressful with all the travel and planning.

DesFIP -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 7:52:02 AM)
Lushy, why did you post that link? EWWWWW!!!!!

purepleasure -> RE: Why? (7/24/2009 8:50:39 AM)
why is it all red and swollen, and looks like it's about to erupt like a festering boil?

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